the sluttiest thing a man can do is be a dj

me + my 3 favorite pokemon :D
me + my 3 fave Pokémon
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time will vindicate madison beer i'm certain of it
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My theory is that this is a trap for bachelorette parties, strategically luring them away from actually gay bars. In the end, they will be vindicated as heroes.
this new bar in hell’s kitchen literally looks like a looney tunes trap for gay people
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Decided to add a sound effect cuz why not
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tiffany day is cool i think you're all just bullies tbh
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Even if I don't use ai, even if I never fucking touch it, I still have to live in its secondhand smoke and it pisses me off so fucking bad
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Oh wow Pikachu/Gengar/Charizard colored headphones you shouldn’t have!
New Beats x Pokemon Collaboration Coming Soon! We'll post the official reveal and any new drops. #Pokemon
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this kelly clarkson v small business drama is so funny bc with both statements the company has displayed the exact attitude that she complained about. completely unprofessional and obsessed with proving her wrong for literally no gain whatsoever
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who are all you people 😭
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i didn't realize mistr has money like that omg
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hey killer... how was the kill?
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I think about all the gay men around the world who had to build their dreams of romance around shitty heterosexual art and media and now they are all rejecting him for being openly gay like fuck all of you actually
troye this is so beautiful……….
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do i pick up the wig...
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the algorithm on my alt was reset and it's pissing me off omg
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Half my usb is just songs that clear the room completely
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this is almost exactly how i asked timmy out lol
*flirting with an autistic person* i want to spend most of my time with you and have sex sometimes
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can we escalate this minor disagreement into something it doesn’t need to be? let’s die over this
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When you get a Siamese cat they tell you like 20 times that it's gonna talk to you and you're like yeah sure whatever man, and then you bring it home and open the cage and it steps out and it starts talking to you
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this is how i feel about adela no shade
genuinely this obsession w pushing artists writing all their music on their own has lead to music being absolutely forgettable and albums not sticking. bring back the collaborative writing process for most of these artists
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