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I live for the days when I get scam texts with real people on the other end.
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Took an Uber ride to the airport the other week. My fiance and I spent the first 10 minutes trying to figure out why the car smelled so weirdly of parmesan. Finally we noticed uncleaned vomit all over the floor and passenger door. @Uber_Support is refusing to offer us a refund.
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We basically shared a seat for the rest of the ride to stay as far from the puke side of the car as possible and rolled down the window but we were still gagging the whole ride. Is this experience really not worthy of a refund @Uber_Support ?
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Forgot to mention, @Uber_Support literally told me I would receive a refund, but when I followed up about it they said that was a mistake. Why are they toying with me?
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If Hollywood's refusal to make original movies anymore somehow brings back theatrical comedies then maybe it was all worth it.
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Insanely high at the park and I’m this close to stealing a slice of the pizza some parents brought for a little league game
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Zionists, especially American Zionists, are so insane to me because is this not the exact same kind of blind nationalism you’re claiming is the reason we “need” Israel?
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Saxophones are a night time instrument. They’re meant to be heard at 10 PM driving down the highway. Flutes, however, are for the daylight.
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Jon Oppenheimer retweeted
life can be soooo beautiful when you have new episodes dropping of a little tv show you love each week . like oooo monday we have the white lotus and friday we have severance . you can’t kill yourself . it’s not allowed . what about your little tv shows
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Just saw a woman on the train use chatGPT to write an “enthusiastic response” to someone’s review of her Homelander fan fiction.
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I'm going to fucking end it all. ON MY BIRTHDAY???
Shocking Upper West Side bagel news.
Absolute Bagels is "closed for good," multiple employees said on Thursday.
The storefront is already shuttered.
Unclear the reasoning for the closure but it is not the health department.
“There are many problems. The owner is old.”
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