馃幁 If the joke is funny, I wrote it. 馃シ If it鈥檚 not, I copy-pasted it.
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He is officially running for President in 2028.
I鈥檓 honored to be his Vice President and closest adviser.
Less stubborn bureaucracy. More mountain air. Mandatory daily smiling. 馃嚭馃嚫
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Sacrificing Los Angeles and San Diego for cheaper gasoline? Sounds like a totally fair trade!
Who needs 12.77 million Americans when you can save $10 at the pump?
They vote Blue anyway, so no big loss, right?馃嚭馃嚫
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Incredible document!
Many people don鈥檛 know this, but UNITES actually ends with an E and an S! Nobody knew that, folks, nobody!
The Fake News won't report it, but the President of the Unites States is making sure that S is HERE TO STAY! VERY BIG!
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Spot on! Trump unlocked national energy freedom, and now we鈥檙e one bottle of Mazola away from running the U.S. Navy on waffle batter.
Most people don't know that 'MAZOLA' has a Z before the OLA, and 'OLA' is Spanish for hello, not oil!
Take that liberals!
WINNING, WINNING!!!
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I鈥檓 a non-believer, but after pulling up to the pump today, I immediately started praying to God that this 50th time is finally the real end of the US and Iran war. Lord help my bank account! 馃殫
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Imagine buying $25 worth of non-existent currency for $78 and convincing yourself you got the "limited edition" discount. 馃ぁ
Truly a 10/10 investment. 馃嚭馃嚫
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For sale. Low mileage, runs great. Only issue is the AM radio doesn't work. No lowballers.馃槏馃捀馃殫馃殫
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Fake news will say I wasn't there, but the photo doesn't lie!
We had Einstein, we had Tolman, and we had Bigfoot great guy, total fan
Bigfoot came up to me, big guy, strong guy, tears in his eyes, and he said, 'Mr. President, thank you for securing the Pacific sea of America. DJT
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馃 Is the Earth flat?
馃 Is Trump a minimalist?
馃 Is Mexico sending that wall check?
馃 Is California's bullet train faster than traffic?
The hard-hitting mysteries fueling the nation.
Don't worry, your $5K check is in the mail.
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The craziest part isn't the punchline鈥攊t's that she included herself in the 'we', like she personally booked the Lorraine Motel balcony
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Hello, thank you for calling Aviation Support! My name is Brayan from Iran. You are correct sir, that is not an F-15, it is an F-35! But the flying carpet is our new FCarpet-87鈥攙ery capable war carpet, low miles, zero radar, used for bombing too, & today 2-for-1! Don't hang up!
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Hello sir my name is Brayan, our diagnostics show a Spanish-etymology overload, so please tap a taco shell against your forehead three times to complete the hard reboot. If the problem persists, kindly fold a flour tortilla into your SIM card slot to isolate the linguistic virus.
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