Photographer | Editor | Cinematographer 📧 NzimandeBrian2818@gmail.com
Johannesburg
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😭@whoisrelee im Rustenburg and Zeerust is boma 140ks from here, what were you doing there😭
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I used to work at Food Lovers, I had to clean watermelon juice that had gone bad, never ate watermelon after that, it smells horrible yeses
Yho @Shoprite_SA you broke my heart😭😭😭
The way I was so ready to devour it🤧🤧🤧
I can’t even find the receipt!
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23:30 the tracker calls that your taxi is cutting through pedestrian sidewalks, kanti they’ve mounted your tracker to a dog… imikhuba yase Tembisa<<
LIFE IN TEMBISA 😴😭
00:00 - 03:00 Gunshots
03:30 - 05:00 Barking dogs
05:30 - 07:00 School transport hooter
08:00 - 12:00 Amapiano
12:30 - 13:00 Strike
13:30 - 18:00 Popi! popi! R5 tomato
19:00 - 21:00 🚔🚁 Police searching for a Polo
21:00 - 22:00 👫🗡️ "Mpolaye Thato!
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Trying to talk yourself out of a ticket also requires you to test the traffic cops knowledge,
For example this one cops in De Hoek wanted to write me a ticket for not having a reverse light on a venter trailer😭 I couldn’t believe what I was hearing that day
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One thing about KZN provincial traffic cops they will write you a ticket😭
I have a ticket for doing 114kmh in a 120 zone in a Quantum, when I tried to argue, that lady said, “you thought that 100 at the back of your taxi is for decoration “ 😭👍
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😭😭😭why would you speed in Park Rynie, those cops live for that shit😭
Mug shot is dusting me
Actress arrested after she was caught driving at a speed of 198 km/h in a 120 km/h zone
arrr.co.za/PbSay
#ArriveAlive #Speeding @KZNTransport
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