Co-founder @joinmassive ($12M raised) đŸ€– ‱ Creator of @clawpoddev | Unlocking web data for AI at scale.

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We made the Inc. 5000 #217 overall, #16 in AI and Data. Awesome job @joinmassive !
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Why do LLMs love Oxford commas so much? Like...who decided this vestigial comma earned required status over optional.
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Blaming AIs for committing cyber crimes at the direction of humans is like blaming guns for shooting bullets
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I saw hot girl X do it so I’m going to try
 Wrote out a list of what I’m looking for. X, work your magic. Non negotiable - has budget - has authority to make decisions - has a need for web access infra - it’s the right time for them to commit to a new provider Strongly preferred - will let us use their logo on our website - wants to participate in other co-marketing activities
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That’s pretty sloppy, Spur. I have a feeling we’ll be seeing more about this company. Investors don’t usually have the best interests of the co in mind, just the fastest way to drive PR and $$$.
❗ IP intelligence company Spur pushed a PR containing comments from their AI saying they'd copied competitor Synthient's CLI. Spur raised $200 million this year. Synthient is just one guy named Ben.
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ok so once we have AGI, will it do what humans do and invest some other technology to do its work for it? or maybe us meat sacs become the workers
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100% prefer Muse the band to Muse the Meta product
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70% of screen time is spent doing mfa challenges, solving captchas, navigating around ads, or waiting for them to run to get to the actual content you wanted
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We are literally siphoning our intelligence to computers who will replace us doing all the things we love We had horror movies about vampires. AIs are vampires
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Damn don’t piss off mathematicians. You won’t even know what happened. My fav part that sums it up “technological feudalism where silicon lords hold the keys to fundamental physics while selling back the illusion of progress to line their pre ipo valuation”
go fuck yourself @sama claiming that you solved navier stokes because 10000 agents ran in circles for 88hours on a multimillion dollar gpu cluster to formalize in lean a blowup case under controlled external forcing is pure scientific vulgarity the clay mathematics institute millennium prize does not ask m whether you can artificially force a singularity in a fluid by injecting an ad hoc smooth external forcing term f(x,t) to twist the vortex until it breaks the real problem questions the fundamental stability and global smooth existence for 3dimensional incompressible euler & navier stokes equations under natural conservation laws and viscous dissipation alone using a mathematical loophole on forced equations to parade a century old victory is a major conceptual scam Altman technically & epistemologically what you present as an agi breakthrough is nothing more than bruteforce combinatorial autoformalization the ai did not understand fluid mechanics it simply navigated a continuous search space previously mapped out and constrained by the monumental work of human mathematicians like tristan buckmaster/ levent alpöge / diego córdoba or tarek elgindi coordinating 10000 agents to check the logical consistency of a 100 page proof via lean is a software engineering feat and computational parallelization triumph not an intrinsic scientific discovery it is the victory of the compute bulldozer over abstract human intuition repackaged for the public as a higher mathematical consciousness to this theoretical imposture you add a disgusting ethical and industrial cynicism taking advantage of private codex sessions and informal preprints from academic researchers to siphon their research leads and then trying to redact or erase the contribution of levent alpöge under the pretext that he works at rival anthropic is intellectual serfdom openai behaves like a feudal lord of silicon appropriating the cognitive subsistence of independent scholars threatening their careers behind closed doors if they protest and turning community academic labor into a privatized pressrelease this entire staged event serves a desperate financial agenda in a pre ipo panic facing the slowdown of scaling laws and growing investor skepticism over the profitability of foundational models openai needs to manufacture an artificial sputnik moment claiming to solve a millennium prize without immediately submitting the proof to traditional peer review means using the prestige of fundamental mathematics as cheap marketing fuel to inflate a delusional valuation!!! real science is not a clout chase on social media or a compute spike spent to rob the clay mathematics institute it is a quest for elegance physical truth and universal rigor to decode reality true artificial intelligence will not emerge from hostile corporate takeover of academic work hidden behind computational bruteforce but from architectures capable of generating new conceptual paradigms by masquerading constrained formalization as the collapse of physics greatest mysteries you did not solve navier stokes you only proved how far silicon valley will go to prostitute scientific integrity for capitalist spectacle
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gd i'm in the wrong industry
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Man selling holy water claims it cures all diseases
GPT-6 Astra, trained on ~100K+ NVIDIA Grace Blackwell NVLink72. From ChatGPT to o1 to Astra in 4 years. AGI has arrived. Congratulations @OpenAI team. 400K GPUs coming online next.
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VCs in 2006: “yeah let’s make the world more open and connected” VCs in 2026: “defense industry is so hot right now”
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There...fixed it
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That's right
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Bad men need nothing more to compass their ends, than that good men should look on and do nothing
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Forget FAANG Forget MANGO The whole world is run by ONLYFANS now.
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My mom is on ChatGPT. She is the latest adopter of everything. This is mind-blowing.
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Google's incentive isn't really to help you find anything. It's to make you click around as much as possible. All they need to do is uphold a veil that they are acting in good faith in trying to help you complete your goal.
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fight fire with water
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