Coffee roaster slogan: “Good Drip Is How You Mog”

Realizing the European version of tiki is just Wild West

Why doesn’t Wingspan have a card called “one stone” that kills two birds? Seems like an obvious one

Beach Nietzsche is an important tradition

Urbanist apostasy: seeing the Riviera sprawl has revealed the benefit of Californian highways and subdivisions. If you’re going to have villas, people want to floor it to them, and you shouldn’t get in their way. Sorry

The French love topology and they love to debate. To this I attribute the creation of the “French Taco” - a dish perfectly designed to start a debate about topology

Struck by the image of Cezanne rising every day at 6:00, dedicating the whole day’s energy to painting, and retiring early in the evening. Much to admire in such devotion to a way of seeing!

French version of the Museum of Ice Cream called “Parc National Glacier”

Her face when I said “one hour” in the museum but then she realizes there’s a Warhammer Room

Guy who became a huge Napoleon fan because he searched “greatest mogs of history” while baked

Chauvinist tourists in France be like: “I love Nicolas Chauvin”