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When you visit someone and they haven’t cooked breakfast by 11am, what do you do? Will you just go out and buy your own food, or tell them to cook? 🤔
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If you have a secret, you want to keep, just tell me. My neighbor did six abortion I didn't tell anyone
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I always want to buy food outside, but then I remember my income isn’t steady😪
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Your phone is already ringing and vibrating why would you then add a flash light?😭
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Betting companies adding 1cut after giving you free bet
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“people”
The dating pool is full of people trying to be taken care of, not enjoy a person and it’s sad af.
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UK prisoners go miss Poco lee, e go don use steps burst their head 🌝😂
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You really need money to make more money. Its a loop.
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So why can't we delete comments from our own posts? Some of these my mutuals dey comment things under my post why go implicate me o 😭. Before they say the crime was carried out under my nose.
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Girls when they catch you cheating but know you’ve got money
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It’s now I am feeling a huge pain concerning my subscription they rejected cause I have a lot of good people from different countries and states who want to subscribe to me. Trust me, my heart is broken💔😓
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I don't live in am estate, but the neighborhood is very okay and peaceful. So my son came to me this morning to say that he wanted to ride his bicycle way beyond my street. I noticed that he had a bruise on his knee, so I asked him: "What happened to your knee?" "Daddy, I fell while riding my bicycle." I did not say "sorry" to him. So I gave him permission to ride his bicycle beyond our street. Then he said: "Daddy, I want mommy to send me on errands, so I can ride my bicycle to the place." I just smiled. I want that boy to experience what it means to grow up as a man who will face difficult challenges, learn certain things by himself, and even get some injuries in the process. When I was his age, I got different injuries as a young boy. From blisters under my feet to knee scratches, toe injuries, and scratches on my face, I experienced them all. I was even doing backflips. One time, I did a backflip and landed on my forehead. That was when I started bleeding seriously. My father really suffered, and I still have that scar. Back to the bicycle story. I don't know if some of you can recall: As kids, we used to have men who rented out bicycles. 20 kobo for 30 minutes. 30 kobo for 1 hour. Those men didn't ask us where we lived. They would just collect money, give you one bicycle, and off you go with it. We would ride around the neighborhood. Falling on the streets, racing at high speeds, etc. Childhood was fun. But one thing is unfortunate today: we don't have people who rent bicycles anymore. Trust has been eroded over the years. End.
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Everyone knows Nigerian male lectures always move to their female students but do female lecturers make advances towards their male students?
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Virginity does not guarantee you a good partner or good marriage. Let’s 💤 🛌 sleep good🫂
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This is thing that I’m scared of.
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"let me close the fridge, I’ll call you back" when someone doesn’t like you, you’ll suffer 😂
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I have observed something about Aliko Dangote. He knows how to throw subtle jabs at you, but still makes you feel comfortable receiving the jabs. He could tell you something like: "I know that you're poor, but poverty looks better on you than it does on me" 😂 😂 😂 😂 End.
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Why are men stingy these days??
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So, you didn't know before? When you vote for the right person you will explore your country without thinking of leaving your nation to go and hustle in another country.
Replying to @sparrow_collin
Shey nah vote go make me become the man I want to be?
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