Pro tip: Turn Chili’s into an infinite money printer - Sign up to the Chilis app for free chips and salsa with every visit - Get the “3-for-me” deal to get a drink, soup/salad, and a smash burger with fries all for $11 - Feast on as much chips and salsa as you can consume, and eat your soup, for at least 1,500 calories total - Get your entire burger and fries to go because you’re already full - 2 meals, 4,000 calories, for about $14 after tax and tip - Trade all this excess energy for more money ($50) by selling your plasma at Biolife - Profit $36, repeat indefinitely There is simply no excuse to be hungry or poor.

If you like Bloody Marys, unfollow me rn Keep your tomato juice, bacon, and celery out of my vodka.

Ignoring everything else about this post, everyone has to recognize one thing: student loans are not designed to be paid off unless you are proactive. Student loans often “defer” payments while interest still accrues. In other words, lenders will let you avoid paying while interest gets added into the entire balance. Minimum payments are usually low, so you’re barely touching the principal. You might not even be paying off the entire interest charge with your minimum payment. If you have student loans, you MUST pay them off actively. Make additional payments. Even $100/mo will move the needle. Do not carry this debt. Shop at Goodwill, eat stale bread, and stay in Cricket wireless until your student loans are zeroed.

Results of asking Muse to improve my haircut (it’s just an overgrown buzz right now). Muse is great, but missing the mark on haircut advice. Zuck, please buff.

I did some modeling (aka told ChatGPT to run some models I made up) and decided no one in congress will ever have the balls to propose a bold plan necessary to untangle the Social Security mess. - Cut entitlements: this will be the end of your political career and your face will be posted next to every sob story of an old homeless person - Increase retirement age: this will be the end of your political career and you will become a meme - Increase the cap so people have to pay more into SS: this only delays the problem because those higher payers will also get higher payouts in retirement, and more taxes are never the answer - $20K buyout program: No one except me is willing to have their hands that bloody - Increase debt to fund SS: increases inflation and just kicks the can down the road until we exhaust demand for US bonds - Put the reserves into the S&P: no one will propose this because we could have another 1929 and run out of money We are most likely going to just do nothing and cut entitlements by 25% in 2032 when SS reserves run out. Everyone will point the finger at each other like it’s their fault. This has been a know problem for decades. Social Security will not be there for us when we get old, Millennials and GenZ. If you are not investing on your own, you will be poor. Pick an asset class and buy it. Any asset class will do. Buy assets now and buy assets often, or you will be one of the old poor people.

I’d abandon every dollar I paid into social security and pay a $10 K buyout fee just to opt out of the program. If you have the mental capacity to use a smartphone to open a broker and type “VOO,” then social security is a worthless program to you. Social security should be reduced to just the disability aspect and survivorship for minor children. It should be basically a non-optional disability and survivorship program. The $10K buyout fee should generate substantial new revenue that can pay out until the program runs out of money and is abandoned. The Ponzi scheme has run out of investors and it’s time for a brave politician to stop kicking the can down the road.

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Wow, thank you, Confucius. So deep.

I’m very strongly considering rolling $200K from Fidelity to Robinhood for this match. $4K extra? Yes, please. It’s hard to imagine draining a real strong broker like Fidelity to move everything to an online-only platform like Robinhood, though. Idk if it’s dumber to miss out on $4K or dumber to fully trust Rh with custody.

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I can’t believe people will look at the economy during global wars, oil shortages, interest rate hikes, and record deficits and say “the stock market is too risky to invest in.” Don’t people realize that stocks only go up? Just buy $SPY if you’re risk-averse.

I would never buy a tokenized stock unless there are laws passed that give tokenized shareholders the same rights and recognition as normal shareholders. I do not want to buy your NFT, IOU, or line of code. A company has no reason to recognize tokenized shareholders as shareholders. Exchanges do not have to deliver an actual share when you buy a tokenized asset. There is no share and you are not a shareholder. You own nothing. Buy stocks, not make-believe stocks.

The secret to getting rich is to just pick any asset class and buy it. Don’t ask questions. Don’t speak to an advisor. Just buy ANY asset. Prices. Only. Go. Up.

I’ve got 2 focus group sessions today for $250 to do basically nothing. There is no excuse to be poor in 2026.

Excellent, sustained use of background in this whole video.

Automated customer service bots are using fake “call center” background noise and typing sounds to try to sound more natural. This completely backfires. Trying to fool your customers into thinking they’re talking to a human is deceptive. We can also tell almost immediately. Still better than talking to Raqesh though ngl

I’m at a high school football game. Every first down and touchdown is sponsored. “This first down is brought to you by Brian’s Seafood! Mention ‘Greensboro Bulldogs’ for 15% off!” “That’s a Firehouse Subs TOUCHDOOOOWNN!” Man, the school better be PRINTING off these sponsorships, because this is just tacky. Even the kids football games have unskippable ads now.