I will begin doing a phased reopening of the economy
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1. Infinitely more durable compared to wireless buds 2. Superior sound quality for drastically less money; same for microphone quality 3. Can’t lose them, let alone individual buds 4. Compatible with literally anything 5. No charging needed
Is there a single reason to use wired earbuds other than larping?
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Last night was a vocal fry nathan felder susan sonntag joan diddyblud we let the espresso letterboxdtinis do the talking and honestly it was a whole ass vibe and a half
Last night was a Girls last season episode
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being 20 y/o on edtwt
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They really fucked this website up royally Shits cooked
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My anorexic mom in the 90s was like "I just don't think 'Biggie Smalls' is an appropriate name for someone that obese"
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Any last hope that I would ever get my camera roll sorted absolutely demolished by having a son Average day is now like 300-500 pictures and then I'm also less discerning than I use to be with favorites: Oh he looks good here...awww so cute...haha this is when he said xyz ∞
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Best thing about being ripped is how often other dudes check you out Makes me wish I was gay
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The good news, your jacket is reversible The bad news is one side looks like you're wearing a jacket and the other side looks you're wearing a jacket liner
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I'm going on Facebook marketplace to find out if this is still available
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Can you guys tell me why I need to buy a Speed Queen (or not) ?? I need help with this purchase
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First cool fall day and suddenly wife and I are suspiciously in new track suits Π±Π»ΡΡ‚ΡŒ
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me when the barista asks me if I have any fun plans for the weekend
rhinoplasty, lip filler, cheek implants, chin implant, face lift, jaw shave, brow bone reduction, buccal fat removal, botox, eye lift
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Hot men wear jewelry. And women love hands. Trust the science!!! Notes on the beaded bracelet trend. Maybe one. Love a cuff. Love a ring. Love a chain. All my picks linked!! shopmy.us/collections/588541…
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All Female Comedy Event
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This full grown man in his mid 30s in my dms
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It would seem I've locked myself outside on my upstairs balcony wearing only a towel
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When I was a youngster, you couldn’t just send a DM if you wanted sex. You had to venture out into the night like a sort of incel Batman
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Slept in until 6 and made it to the gym at 7:15am when it struck me that this is what normies consider "waking up early"
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Replying to @PsychoMechanics
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My wife begging me to get a job but I have to explain to her that Nietzsche said whoever does not have two-thirds of his day for himself is a slave
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