Went on a date with a guy who insisted we order whatever we wanted.
He ordered the most expensive thing on the menu.
I ordered something cheap.
When the bill came, he said:
"Let's just split it equally."
His ₹1,400 dinner + my ₹400 dinner = ₹900 each.
Somehow I paid for half of his appetite. Lol
Don't call yourself a man if you can't pay the bill on Date 🤷🏻♀️
Kang could master time travel, conquer the multiverse and create insanely advanced technology, but somehow couldn’t make Pym Particles . What could be a bigger joke than this ? 🤡🤦
Sometimes a simple night drive is all you need to clear your mind, the empty roads, colourful lights, cool breeze, and that peaceful feeling of moving forward without thinking too much.