she/they| nobody ever lends money to a man with a sense of humor |25| @kobra_ky 🧡

here, there, everywhere
the aura farming in question
watching m*a*s*h and catching father mulcahy in the background aura farming
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hyperfixation song of the week is “disney girls (1957)” by the beach boys. i love you, bruce johnston.
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only shrieked once while actively hitting a deer in my car
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i have killed (hit a deer with my car)
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while I was reporting it to the authorities. he thought it was funny!!
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i need to see the further mis-adventures of cliff booth with a trusted adult because i fear watching it alone will make me even more insufferable
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my tracks versus my artists give two very different narratives. I’m sorry you guys had to find out I’m emo
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also holy hell is my husbands idk what that’s doing there
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me, minding my own business: the tiny mike nesmith in my head: SHE OWNS AND OPERATES HER OWN SUNSHINE FACTORY
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if i had a nickel for every time a musician i really liked met an untimely end in a plane accident, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
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sunday scaries? no. just me and my completely unreasonable emotional attachment to america by simon and garfunkel.
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gender bent Benny from fallout: new Vegas btw
just had the greatest halloween costume idea of my life. unfortunately it is november 1st and i already own everything i need. this is a devastating development.
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I have lovers and haters
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imagine being in eighth grade and thinking you're the shit because you can keep up with bob dylan on subterranean homesick blues. that was me. that is still me.
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boots update they’re slaying
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just had the greatest halloween costume idea of my life. unfortunately it is november 1st and i already own everything i need. this is a devastating development.
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hello? yes, i've found nearly new gray doc martens at the thrift store. the cashier says i'm very lucky.
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the halloween facebook razor blade panic has officially gone too far. had a child accuse me of putting them in his candy and his chaperone had to remind him that i'm literally his neighbor. character assassination on my own doorstep.
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so I think my stupid coworker got fired???
called my boss to tell her I would be having my root canal tomorrow. she said “what does that mean for tomorrow” girl I’m having a procedure what do you think
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watching the episode of m*a*s*h called “point of view” with my husband and he informed me he got a real tingly feeling when beej got close to the camera. okay sir. same. but okay.
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can't feel about 10% of my face but i can feel that the mcdonalds I just had was a spiritual experience.
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