if i had a nickel for every time a musician i really liked met an untimely end in a plane accident, i'd have two nickels. which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it's happened twice.
just had the greatest halloween costume idea of my life. unfortunately it is november 1st and i already own everything i need. this is a devastating development.
imagine being in eighth grade and thinking you're the shit because you can keep up with bob dylan on subterranean homesick blues. that was me. that is still me.
just had the greatest halloween costume idea of my life. unfortunately it is november 1st and i already own everything i need. this is a devastating development.
the halloween facebook razor blade panic has officially gone too far. had a child accuse me of putting them in his candy and his chaperone had to remind him that i'm literally his neighbor.
character assassination on my own doorstep.
called my boss to tell her I would be having my root canal tomorrow. she said “what does that mean for tomorrow”
girl I’m having a procedure what do you think
watching the episode of m*a*s*h called “point of view” with my husband and he informed me he got a real tingly feeling when beej got close to the camera. okay sir. same. but okay.