just a girl who likes to watch sports and yell at the tv. currently @inbetweendrafts and #capresemartini🫧 #DCStatehood

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wrote a little something something about getting older 🎂 capresemartini.substack.com/…
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anybody else getting vaguely horny ads for communion wafer edibles or is that just me
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locking in at work. you may not hear from me for up to 20 minutes
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Every now and then this country shows glimpses of the actual greatness it’s capable of
THEY GOT THE HOT DOG IN THE BUN 🌭
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hey do u mind if we have 3 separate conversations on 3 separate apps? i think that will be good for us
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Everybody should request books from the library. The very least the government can do for you is buy stupid obscure books that nobody else is interested in for you
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First book of the month is in the BOOKS 📚
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phone died on train so i closed my eyes and watched Mulholland Drive in my mind. pretty sure that was Lynch's intended format
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so many films to watch.... knowledge to obtain.... books to read to.... music to discover.... people to meet..... but only one life..... how cruel
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substack notes is the wild west
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i love you, profs from cool unis who give their reading lists and course syllabi for free on twitter dot com. you’re the best.
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I saw a tiktok comment that said "I would rather not know the answer than ask ChatGPT" and it resonated with me bc like yeah.
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Rich people just need to be financiers and producers and stop trying to be the artist, you have nothing interesting to say!
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The following foods have now been recalled: —Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination —Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination —Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination —Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination —Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination —Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination —Soup kits, Listeria contamination —Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination —Granola, Salmonella contamination —Dog food, Salmonella contamination —Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination —Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July) —Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July) —Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July) —Infant formula, Botulism risk (July) —Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July) —Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July) —Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July) —Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June) —Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)  —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)  —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June) —Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June) —Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June) —Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May) —Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May) —Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May) —Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May) —Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May) —Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May) —White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May) —Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May) —Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April) —Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April) —Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April) —Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March) —Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March) —Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March) —Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March) —Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February) —Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February) —Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February) —Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January) —Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January) —Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January) —Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January) —Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)
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alright #booktwt how are feeling about our tbrs this fall?
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ill block a bitch on twitter ill block a bitch on instagram ill block a bitch on facebook ill block a bitch on spotify ill block a bitch on gamepigeon ill block a bitch on the notes app ill block a bitch on storygraph (NEW)
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I can’t stop thinking about that one review of Lost Lambs that was just “you can tell she went to Sarah Lawrence”
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she's back, baby
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