Jazz pianist and expert on household appliances.
Albany, CA
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What I’m thinking about after getting out of the shower and before brushing my teeth:
‘I’m on my shaving journey.’
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The #Whitesox are doing that thing where you bring a new pitcher every inning until one of them gives up five runs.
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There’s an unbelievable amount of bragging going on lately. “I’m hot” “I’m
special” “”I’m talented”
Is that what they teach you in social media school?
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Here in California we’re supposed to be concerned that billionaires may move out of the state if we tax them I say good riddance to them. I’m happy they will have to endure the stress of moving.
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The MLB playoffs are spread across 5 over the air and streaming platforms. Why would you not want your audience to be able to see your premier event? The corporate baseball overlords can fuck off and go to hell.
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BART keeps their trains so cold you would think they were transporting meat across the country instead of a commuter rail.
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People who have vocal fry: Are you able to stop anytime you want to, or is it a speech impediment?
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