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I’m going to @RobertKennedyJr’s upcoming Space. Will you join too? nitter.net/i/spaces/1eaKbrQwqYqKX
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Introducing the #KLLY Sandal. Inspired by the moon. Designed like a turtle. Produced from algae blooms. Proud to announce the first in our line of footwear options. Limited first run available now. bit.ly/457a6F5
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Justin Ghaetje is a beast. Great finish. @ufc #UFC286
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Here is the exclusive first look of the #MakeOrBreak Season 2 trailer. Premiering on February 17th on @AppleTVPlus I might be biased but my favorite episode is the first one, excited for you to watch. 😀
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North Shore action the past week with @rosswilliamshawaii and friends. 📸 @badboyryry_ @ Pupukea, Hawaii instagram.com/p/CZIEYXWPtDf/…
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Kelly Slater retweeted
Our CYBER MONDAY SALE is here! We’re keeping the good vibes going with one more day of stress-free shopping! 30% off sitewide + free global shipping on every order. Use code FREESHIP at checkout, click here: bit.ly/3xx4pjr
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Kelly Slater retweeted
Final hours of our Black Friday Sale! 30% off EVERYTHING. Don’t miss our biggest sale of the year – ends tonight at midnight. Shop all your favorites before they sell out! bit.ly/3I3lQwC
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Kelly Slater retweeted
Who’s next? Who else has Tips enabled? Shoutout to the best surfer of all time, @kellyslater, enabling global #Bitcoin tips 🤘 Surfs up, brother. Shred the gnar. Next round of @KonaBrewingCo’s on me 🏄‍♂️🍻
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Kelly Slater retweeted
Ready to score the wave of a lifetime? We are sending two lucky surfers & their best friends to the WSL Surf Ranch for the ultimate surf trip! U.S. entrants only. Learn more and enter here: bit.ly/3mP01Zz
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Tune in to #TheUltimateSurfer TONIGHT at 10/9c on ABC.
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2 weeks ago during her surf down the coast in honor of ocean conservation with @SaveTheWaves - Anna Gudauskas visited Big Sur and caught some Big Wave's. They made 15 stops along the Pacific Coast and picked up 244.5 pounds of trash. @KonaBrewingCo #konapartner
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Got stuck in a board meeting. #oneliferight @KonaBrewingCo #konapartner #ad
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Sharing a Big Wave with my friend Brutus. @KonaBrewingCo #konapartner #ad #sponsored
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I'm excited to catch some Big Wave's with the @KonaBrewingCo bruddahs. #oneliferight #KonaPartner #ad #sponsored
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Kelly Slater retweeted
The ocean unites us all, and it’s our shared duty to protect it. At Outerknown, we don’t just talk about how much we love the ocean. We put our values into action by making our products with the most responsible materials. #WorldOceansDay 📸: Margarita Salyak of @kellyslater
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Kelly Slater retweeted
Kelly probably doesn’t know this but he changed my life for the better. I want you all to know how great of a human being this man is. I am forever grateful for the time you have given me, for the insight and your passion for the waves. Thank you @kellyslater 🙏🏾
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Kelly Slater retweeted
So proud to share that #iconiqimpact has raised over $24M for refugees through the Larsen Lam ICONIQ Impact Award—more than 2x the original funding! Congratulations to all of the awardees! @refugeeslead @village_ent @SNHU_GEM @LIRSorg @TBBforTalent 👇 iconiqcapital.com/lliiaaward…
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