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How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?
Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?
CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.
Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.
Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.
Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.
Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.
There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.
There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”
Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.
A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??
And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?
Your body started as ONE CELL.
ONE.
And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?
The iron in our blood was made inside a star??
We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?
We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
Corrupt UK Government has arrested Danny Tommo. But it gets worse...
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
Well, @WNBA. It's a pattern by the @LVAces team now.
@CathyEngelbert, I know you're busy packing your desk, but things are happening that require your action. Put down the cocktails at your parties and f'ing GOVERN the league! Had down a couple suspensions and fine the Aces.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
Imagine living to 93 only to be raped and killed by a Sudanese savage who broke into your house.
This poor woman could have been your grandmother.
Is enough enough yet?
Have you signed the @SaveEuropeAct yet?
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🇫🇷🔴 BREAKING: 93-year-old Marie-Louise was found dead and covered in blood in her bathroom in Toulouse, France.
A 33-year-old Sudanese illegal migrant was found n naked and asleep on top of her body when police arrived.
The Sudanese homeless migrant is accused of sexually abusing the disabled and bedridden woman and of moving her through several rooms in the house.
He also reportedly beat Marie-Louise.
Neighbors heard screaming at the house and alerted the police, who arrested the man while he violently resisted.
The suspect fell asleep after consuming large amounts of alcohol, according to police. Police found him a "altered state."
So far, an exact cause of death has not been established.
Residents say Marie-Louise was a fixture in the neighborhood. Local residents are mourning her death.
Follow: @RMXnews
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
The most deserved belt in history was given to Bridger Walker the little boy who saved his little sister from a German shepherd dog. He had 90 stitches all over his body, but saved his three-year-old sister from certain death. And had said "If anyone has to die, it would be me, I am the big brother" ❤️ 👉 The World Boxing Council 94 94 (WBC) has recognized him as a full time world champion. He has the official WBC historical record, for being the best fighter in the world for a day. 👏👏👏👏👏 total respect, 👏👏👏👏👏
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Rather than calling those born elsewhere Flo-ridians when they move here, how about we call them Faux-ridians?
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For those that still don’t understand what Benghazi was all about:
🚨So here's the REAL story:
Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to secretly retrieve US made Stinger Missiles that the State Dept had supplied to Ansar al Sharia in Libya WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission.
Sec State Hillary Clinton had brokered the Libya deal through Ambassador Stevens and a Private Arms Dealer named Marc Turi, but some of the shoulder fired Stinger Missiles ended up in Afghanistan where they were used against our own military. On July 25th, 2012, a US Chinook helicopter was downed by one of them. Not destroyed only because the idiot Taliban didn't arm the missile. The helicopter didn't explode, but it had to land and an ordnance team recovered the missile’s serial number which led back to a cache of Stinger Missiles kept in
Qatar by the CIA.
Obama and Hillary were in full panic mode, so Ambassador Stevens was sent to Benghazi to retrieve the rest of the Stinger Missiles. This was a "do-or-die" mission, which explains the Stand Down Orders given to multiple rescue teams during the siege of the US Embassy.
It was the State Dept, NOT the CIA, that supplied the Stinger Missiles to our sworn enemies because Gen. Petraeus at CIA would not approve supplying the deadly missiles due to their potential use against commercial aircraft. So then, Obama threw Gen. Petraeus under the bus when he refused to testify in support of Obama’s phony claim of a “spontaneous uprising caused by a YouTube video that insulted Muslims.”
Obama and Hillary committed TREASON!
THIS is what the investigation is all about, WHY she had a Private Server, (in order to delete the digital evidence), and WHY Obama, two weeks after the attack, told the UN that the attack was the result of the YouTube video, even though everyone KNEW it was not.
Furthermore, the Taliban knew that the administration had aided and abetted the enemy WITHOUT Congressional oversight or permission, so they began pressuring (blackmailing) the Obama Administration to release five Taliban generals being held at Guantanamo.
Bowe Bergdahl was just a useful pawn used to cover the release of the Taliban generals. Everyone knew Bergdahl was a traitor but Obama used Bergdahl’s exchange for the five Taliban generals to cover that Obama was being coerced by the Taliban about the unauthorized Stinger Missile deal.
So we have a traitor as POTUS that is not only corrupt, but compromised, as well and a Sec of State that is a serial liar, who perjured herself multiple times at the Congressional Hearings on Benghazi. Perhaps this is why no military aircraft were called upon for help in Benghazi: because the administration knew that our enemies had Stinger Missiles that, if used to down those planes, would likely be traced back to the CIA cache in Qatar and then to the State Dept’s illegitimate arms deal in Libya.
Forward this again and again and again until everyone reads the true story of Benghazi.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
My opening statement at Harvard last night where I argued that DEI policies have done great harm to the people who supposedly benefit from them, to the social cohesion of the academic community, and to those who deserve to participate in higher education.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
You were branched as a Finance officer and later became a public affairs officer.
In the Reserves.
Your highest award is a DMSM.
Look, as a career logistics officer myself I always preach one team, one fight, but not when someone like you--who is supported by the cretinous, Soros-funded, "VoteVets"--crawls out of the Deep State slime to smear actual combat veterans like Hegseth.
Pete Hegseth's pinky finger knows more about leading troops in wartime than your DSA sell-out brain will ever comprehend, and the closest your pinky ever got to heroism is a paper cut.
So how about you put a sock in it, you DEI-installed, Commie faux-general?
Beat it.
I say this as a retired Brigadier General with 30 years of service:
Pete Hegseth is an unqualified frat boy.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
The liberals will find a problem with this, even though it's all facts, but still send it to every one of them.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
Charlie Kirk didn't even believe in race.
This article needs to be spread and read by every single liberal
Idea of "white privilege" is racist
Black only dorms are racist
Latino segregated math classes are racist
Science is quite clear, we are all human beings
Race is made up. Stop using it
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
“You didn’t watch the whole trial”
“It’s obvious Lindsay Clancy didn’t do it, Patrick did”
“Things don’t add up”
“There are unanswered questions”
These are among the arguments that the people claiming Lindsay didn’t kill her kids are making.
Many of them are women.
Many of them identify with Lindsay, and won’t separate the facts from their feelings.
All of them are confused.
All of them are in denial.
They spent dozens of hours watching the trials but don’t understand what they watched.
They have confused consuming information with comprehending it.
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I, Dude Eclair retweeted
Eric Weinstein just nuked our current understanding of physics: "Spacetime is for Pussies" 😱
The new physics are Boom, Vroom & Zoom"
“There is no realistic way out of the escape room that is our solar system.”
Too many of us on one sphere. The problem is not land. It is the atmosphere. Pathogens, radiation, and pollution do not respect borders, and we still have no working property rights in the sky. There is no good nearby terrestrial surface. Two hostile options at best. The nearest star is four light years away.
If you think in spacetime terms, you are not going there. There are no generation ships. You are not uploading to silica. You are not re evolving from tardigrades. “All that stuff is just dumb.” Wormholes and 0.99c are a dead conversation. “Nobody’s excited anymore.”
“Elon was never going to Mars. That didn’t make any sense in his lifetime.”
People cannot think outside the wormhole and 0.99c box because Einstein sits in the head as the boss. “Just think of him as the jailer and you’ve got to make a jailbreak.” Spacetime is probably not what you want to engineer. You want the successor to spacetime.
After Los Alamos, physics may not be safe to do in the open. Quantum gravity, string theory, and M theory are what he calls Nerf physics: Not Even Remotely Physics. Safe enough to share with rivals. The culmination of human theory about base reality “stagnated abruptly and mysteriously in 1973” at the Einstein Hilbert Lagrangian.
Otherwise, he says, “we’re going to die here in short order.” The toys are too good. Thermonuclear weapons have not been used in anger since 1952. That streak will not last forever.
The puzzle is not a faster rocket. It is reconceptualizing what we have wrong.
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