I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE! I HATE CISSIA!!!
I hate how much I love her, bruh. 😭 💔
This stupid, useless, braindead, homeless, scaredy cat snake is so PEAK!!! Her design, personality, gameplay, and animations are all so perfect to me. It’s literal love at first sight. I haven’t felt this way about a HoYo character in 5 YEARS, since Eula from Genshin Impact… 😭
This character can do no wrong in my eyes. Anytime she’s on screen in the story, I’m locked in because I need to hear the next dumb thing she says. Any video I see of her on my timeline, I have to click just to hear more people talk about her.
I’ve commissioned SO MANY pictures from multiple artists just to start my own collection. I actually downloaded Reversed Rooms just to play her early not because I wanted to know how strong she is, no no no… but BECAUSE I COULDN'T WAIT TWO MORE PAINFUL WEEKS TO FINALLY HAVE HER 💔!
And to make matters worse, she’s genuinely one of the most fluid agents I have ever played, and she’s actually fun too. So not only did she completely hook me with her story and design, but she’s fun to play as well 💔 ??? FUCK ME.
This character has an unholy grip on me. At this point, you’d think she was a boa constrictor, because she is NOT letting go.
This is THE waifu for me in this game, and I’m actually upset about how much I love her. While other players are fighting over her meta strength, I’m going to be STRESSING💔 , trying to get 5 Hamster Cages before her release so she can be maxed out day one.
Because my snek wife DESERVES IT.
If Cissia has a million fans, then I am one of them.
If Cissia has 10 fans, then I am one of them.
If Cissia has only one fan, then that is ME.
If Cissia has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth.
If the world is against Cissia, then I am against the world.
I love my snek.
I want my snek.
And I NEED my snek waifu.
I will treat the snek with love and care, and she will be mine forever.
— Love, Kettei