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Johannesburg, South Africa
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When that free coochie from the weekend starts sending you the invoice. 😭
Mnyamani 👑
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Yanong I Love you eya kae
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This their Shanta parlour your slay queens won't make it against her...with their make up and fake hair!!!
"How did you know I'm from Kenya"
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Gun to your head Sell one and keep one 👀
Wednesday work. 💪
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Worried about the wrong things
End Racism. Make More Mixed Race Babies. That's the fight we should be pushing ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
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Women over 30, what do you advise women in their 20s?
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Ulifake half 🍆 umbuze umbuzo athi uyaphendula ulifake lonke.🤤
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It is wild how women will say men know nothing about the female anatomy/virgina when half the top gynecologists treating their infections are men who literally know more about the vagina than they do. But oh well... when in Rome. 🤷‍♂️🏥
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Ma 96 🔌
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Bought some sneakers today🤭🫠
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Just swallow her already 😫
You may now kiss the bride 😅😮
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If there’s one that I’m so grateful for is that my mother isn’t a drunkard. Because what the hell is going on? 😭
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Home Affairs system is always offline, but all of a sunday it can process thousands of immigrants? Okay👍
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Having a girl with a big bum and internet access is a curse. She had to make sure we all saw the thigh and the back 😭
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You can hate your baby daddy all you want, but don’t make that decision for the child. Let the child experience their father and decide for themselves what kind of relationship they want.
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My girl found out I had a work wife I was sleeping with and asked me to break it off. I did. Now the ex work wife barely speaks to me and is always angry.. That time she’s a married woman. Gents, please treat your women right. Ayikho le.
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Pray for Kenyans ... 😭🤣
Mnyamani 👑
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Pretoria 🙌🏽
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Mama mmopo okae? “O bitse otlatla..” O bona gore neh maan maburu nasa ba trapele mahala ba 🙄
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