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André Batista
@klunkySQL
Lisbon, Portugal
Based in Portugal
Joined November 2008
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
21 Jan 2022
Replying to
@CabineSport
Show me the money !
ALT jerry maguire GIF by Jerology
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 Nov 2018
Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do!
#MyTwitterAnniversary
André Batista
@klunkySQL
14 Nov 2018
Tip: Do not enable the Core Isolation\Memory Integrity feature in Windows 10 if you want to run VMs with Oracle Virtual Box. It just will not work.
#virtualbox
#windows10
André Batista
@klunkySQL
11 Feb 2018
#SportingCP
#Sporting
#FeitodeSporting
#UmAmorFeitoDeSporting
#UniaoDeAco
💚💚💚
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
29 Oct 2017
Wonderful city of
#Porto
#SQLSatPorto
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
29 Oct 2017
#SQLSatPorto
wine tasting 🍷
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
29 Oct 2017
"What's good ends quickly..."
#SQLSatPorto
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
29 Oct 2017
Let's start
#SQLSatPorto
sunday program
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
28 Oct 2017
Very good 👍 !
#SQLSatPorto
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
27 Oct 2017
Thank you
@psousa75
and
@rquintino
for a great workshop
#SQLSatPorto
#SQLSatPortugal
#SQLSaturday
#SQLPass
#Docker
#AzureML
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
8 Oct 2017
Goodbye
#SQLSatDenmark
i hope to see you all next year 😎
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
8 Oct 2017
Great
#SQLSatDenmark
Thank you to all atendees, sponsors, speakers and organizers specially
@regbac
and
@DoktorKermit
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
7 Oct 2017
Thank you
@SQLMissSunshine
😉
#sqlkonferenz
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
7 Oct 2017
@dbafromthecold
talking about
#containers
with
#sqlserver
#SQLSatDenmark
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
7 Oct 2017
At 08:30 i will talk about
#SQLServer
on
#Linux
@ CUST 0.02M
#SQLSatDenmark
#SQLSaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
2 Oct 2017
Goodbye
#SQLSatHolland
hope to see you all next year 👍
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
André Batista
@klunkySQL
24 Sep 2017
On my way to
#Lisbon
✈️ goodbye
#SQLSatMadrid
see you next time 👌
#SQLSaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
23 Sep 2017
Thanks to everyone that have attended my session
#SQLServer
#Linux
#SQLSatMadrid
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
23 Sep 2017
At 16:30 i will talk about
#SQLServer
on
#Linux
@ Isaac Peral in Portuguese\Spanish
#SQLSatMadrid
#SQLSaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
22 Sep 2017
#SQLSatMadrid
speakers dinner
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
After party dinner
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
thank you
@slava_oks
👍
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
#TugaIT
thank you attendees, volunteers, sponsors, speakers and specially to
@NikoNeugebauer
and
@atomicvee
for bringing evolution to 🇵🇹 🙌
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@sqL_handLe
= Infraestructure + Performance + vCenter + Perfmons + Scheduling + vCPUs + great guy and im sure im still missing some
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@sqL_handLe
have so much knowledge to share, it's a privilege to have him on a event like this
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@ClaudioESSilva
and
@sqldbawithbeard
presenting
#dbatools
@psdbatools
! Every DBA should use this ✔️
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Yummy 🍜🍤
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Lunch time provided by
@EatTasty
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Now let's troubleshoot Always On Performance 👌 with
@nocentino
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Measuring latency on
#perfmon
for Always On Performance with
@nocentino
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@nocentino
talking about Always On Performance 👍👍👍
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@WizardDBA
talking about Adaptive Query Processing in
#SQLServer2017
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Automatic tuning on
#SQLServer2017
with
@sqlpto
from
@mssqltiger
#TugaIT
@tugaitconf
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Improvements on
#QueryStore
in
#SQLServer2017
with
@sqlpto
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
@sqlpto
from
@mssqltiger
talking about
#SQLServer2017
features
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
20 May 2017
Registrations are open for last day of
#TugaIT
hurry up ! First sessions starts at 09:00
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
19 May 2017
@slava_oks
with explanation of the architecture of
#SQLServer
with
#Linux
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
19 May 2017
#TugaIT
session with
@crisgherrero
about
@MVPAward
community program
#sqlserver
#mvp
#MVPBuzz
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
19 May 2017
@slava_oks
workshop about
#SQLServer
#Linux
woohooo awesome !!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
18 May 2017
Lunch ... check ☑️ Coffee ... check ☑️ Restart workshop ... check ☑️
#datascience
#sqlserver
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
18 May 2017
Professor
@tomaz_tsql
with some maths and statistics to use on
#datascience
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
18 May 2017
@tomaz_tsql
with
#rstudio
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
18 May 2017
@tomaz_tsql
with a awesome workshop about
#datascience
and
#R
#TugaIT
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
I want to thank everyone and i really mean EVERYONE that made
#sqlsatPortugal
possible ! Now it's time to rest 😴
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
#sqlsatPortugal
super Sunday visit to
#Troia
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
Official lunch of
#sqlsatPortugal
at
#Comporta
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
The magic trip to
#troia
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlsaturday
#sqlpass
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
What a ride 🛳🛳🛳
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlpass
#sqlport
#sqlsaturday
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
We just left
#Setubal
on a 🛳 woohooo
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
Here we go !!!
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
Hummm where are we going ... ? 😇
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
You guys have no idea what you're missing :D
#sqlsatPortugal
#sqlpass
#sqlsaturday
#sqlport
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André Batista
@klunkySQL
12 Mar 2017
Most of people might think that
#sqlsatPortugal
is over but ... it's not :) we are just starting our special sunday program
#sqlpass
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