The "can't we all get along?" people kinda piss me off.
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They will be warm, well-fed, excited. They will know just how much your oak door means to you, and they will burn it for fun.
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10 ways to leech all the fun from X
10 commandments for maintaining sanity on X, by yours truly 1. Don’t argue with people manifestly immune to persuasion 2. Don’t argue with manifest idiots 3. Remember your feed is not representative of the world at large 4. Ignore the “For You” tab 5. Don’t doomscroll (no better way to wreck your ability to sustain attention) 6. Your posts should provide useful information / perspective, ask a good question, provide a useful challenge, foster human connection / provide encouragement, entertain, or a combo of the foregoing 7. Recognize bait & don’t engage 8. Mute and block liberally 9. Recognize the signs of AI slop & don’t read it 10. Don’t wallow in content that aggravates you, it’s unhealthy
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Riots in Albania because they can't get any heroin, on account of all their dealers being in England
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Why doesn't that EU simply legislate that all new cars built after 2027 must have jet thrusters and be able to fly? The Americans will be green with envy.
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A reminder about Paris etc. Rioting is fun. Anyone who doesn't grasp this is simply ignorant of the youthful male psyche. Out in the healthy fresh air with your mates. Throw a few cobbles at the gendarmes, burn a bus or a building. It's all good clean fun. Maybe not so much for those who get caught by les flics but the war wounds will be a wonderful conversation piece for decades to come. No, really, once it's all kicked off - for whatever reason - it's fun. A useful prediction is that it'll all die down on Wednesday. For those trying to manage riots pray for rain - it's all markedly less fun, this out with the mates, when you're getting wet. Sorry about this but blokes, young blokes, are just like this.
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It's late 2026 but some still think they can externalize blame for the low quality of their own feed
Getting off this hellsite for awhile. I hope not permanently but honestly maybe. It’s become insanely retarded on here. The value of learning about the world and having interesting conversations with random smart people is 99% gone. Every poster sells slop to a 90 IQ audience, everyone in the replies is a screaming baboon.
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in case anyone missed this there is a smallish bot farm in the Maldives/LEO that makes sure that any "I'm a zionist" Xpost gets at least 3k likes
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What’s going on in France did they win some soccer thing?
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Elon Musk need to use his boring company to help Hamas rebuild the tunnels. These tunnels were vital meeting places for LGBTQ+ people.
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people just want healthcare
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I always hoped we would get robots, flying cars, that drive themselves, computers you can talk to… but one thing I never saw coming was how bitchy people would be about it.
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I don’t understand this. What is the practical purpose of the coolest thing ever?
Real life, baby
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the leftists total lack of self awareness “When I am weaker than you, I ask you for freedom because that is according to your principles; when I am stronger than you, I take away your freedom because that is according to my principles.”
Replying to @DAaronovitch
To people arguing that having a book withdrawn from sale for political reasons does not somehow amount to a ban or a restriction, all I can say is, you are a natural authoritarian.
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“I studied comedy in college” is both the funniest and unfunniest statement one could make
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If you have to explain why something is funny, it isn't. If you have to explain why something isn't funny, it is.
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ART IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN POLITICS From Swift to Moliere to Dostoyevsky artists have been warning for ages that being Very Sure to the point of claiming to know how other people should behave is a 100% predictor of jackassery: open.substack.com/pub/taibbi…
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Did you know that cis-normative gravity forces non-binary asteroids to orbit in binary pairs, erasing the fluid identities of solitary comets? We must decolonize the solar system immediately or risk perpetuating heliocentric supremacy.
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Reminder: The reason Jews are so successful in every field is that, unlike others, they don’t blame Jews for every problem they have. Pull yourselves together, folks.
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I’m often asked why Israel, a tiny country roughly the size of New Jersey, Wales or Tasmania, is singled out with such obsessive intensity. The answer is simple: Israel has become both a convenient scapegoat and a proxy for the West, onto which activists project their own guilt, ignorance and anti-Western resentment.
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