100 RETWEETS AND I'LL MAKE MY PAGEANT WALK UP SONG "ALL-STAR" BY SMASH MOUTH

I'm sure Rob Ford will just blame this on some cracks in the system #FordCrack

ugh, so hard to book a tee time around Toronto this week. Seems to happen around this time of year for like the last 7 years. #leafs

Ok, it's time 'The Bear and the Gang' intro is available right now! bbru.in/H9DoAV Enjoy! #BearAndGang ^BUZZ

My vacuuming robot isn't properly programmed for daylight savings time. This is bullshit! #thanksobama

#Leafs didn't fire Ron Wilson cause he's awful, they just let him go early so there will be less of a rush for tee times a month from now.

Jeremy is gonna get LINched tonight! #GoHeat #Linsanity