kristen studard@kstud

I bleed that glitter-water you find in batons

 los angles
Based in United States
hellokristen.com
Joined February 2009
Replying to @joekjoek
literally my screen rn
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Me: there’s no such thing as a perfect headline. NPR:
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Full video here: youtu.be/IzQKuq-0t6w
Releasing this just in time for the Oscars
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Every once in a while a portal opens up in our house and a comedy variety show comes out
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HARD pass
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Here to remind you that @JusticeLANow and @BLMLA say #NoOn25
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Kristen, what’s LA like?
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EVERY DAY is a duck fashion show on the porches of the Midwest.
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Regina George runs @Yelp marketing
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Sorry y'all. I'm a dog pervert. Please don't cancel me.
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Replying to @bradfordevans @BLMLA
Pretend you're my prom date and MATCH ME, HUNNY!
👀 Doing my solo show on Saturday at 6pm in San Francisco. Wow. What a time to be alive. 👀 eventbrite.com/e/chardonnay-…
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Replying to @dave_schilling
Let it never be said that @dave_schilling is not a real one.
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And when there was one set of tire tracks... that was when I carried you.
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Open your freakin heart for once in your damn life. eventbrite.com/e/prolonged-e…
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Tonight 8pm at @LyricHyperion I’m might fix our collective loneliness (probably not) with @DebraDiGiovanni @alicewetterlund @lizzycooperman @puterbaughs @thedanielwebb
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Replying to @kstud @CatDrawingGuy
how I wonder what you are 🎶
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New York! I'm doing my solo show at @Norwood_Club on Wednesday 3/27 at 8pm. RSVP here: hellokristen.com/new-york
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Found my sexuality
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I’m on @boobietrapla tonight and you know I’ve got COMPS!
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This will be a good time. eventbrite.com/e/prolonged-e…
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Replying to @PaulBrittain3 @rockhallpod @joekjoek
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Only a REAL woman can tell the $7 difference between these jersey culottes and those cropped pants. This is how H&M makes you prove you’re not a robot.
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Serious question: WUT?
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When Father is also Daddy
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Our guest @scottgairdner is very funny and also a Toto evangelist. The two are not mutually exclusive! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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New ep of Who Cares about the Rock Hall! @gregorybehrendt joins me and @joekjoek to talk Dick Dale and hear me do an embarrassing Jamaican accent! itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/…
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Uh oh, @ChiPartyAunt! Bitch stole your look! @DustyRayBottoms @RuPaulsDragRace #RupaulsDragRaceSeason10
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Replying to @thenodshow
I love this idea, but you don't need to eat actual peanut butter during it PLEASE! I can't take it and I want the info!
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.@HillaryClinton for President @MichelleObama for Queen youtube.com/watch?v=FdSYtlMU…
Peace is the word
This lives in my parents' empty nest now.
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Deal with it. vine.co/v/hb7XJM6wMxm
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@MortBurke lolz 4 dayz youtu.be/w5TkVj4rg-U
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shit got reel vimeo.com/62803626
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I'm not tryin to tell you how to live your life, but you should watch this. me + @joeavella = lolz vimeo.com/48201429#at=0
Worth yr time RT @joeavella: if you haven't seen the lastest internet sensation, here's a short by me & @kstud vimeo.com/48201429
DO IT! RT @joeavella: Lunch break for the west coast! Why not watch this hilarious short I made with @kstud?? vimeo.com/48201429
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Funny short I made w/ @RobertBuscemi and @Adam_Witt. If you like closeups of my face, you will LOVE this! youtube.com/watch?v=Tz4XR0Q2…
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