I don't know whose kid is outside yelling "You. Shall. Not. Pass!", but I'd like to commend them on a job well done.
#LOTR #ParentingInLockdown
Considering the number of us on depression meds, I'm going to have to say the forbidden fruit is technically grapefruit.
#forbidden #MentalHealthAdvocate
#FlirtFails : When someone tries to flirt with me by saying "You don't look 31!"
Uh. I didn't realize 30 was old outside Hollywood.
Modern roulette #1: When someone invites you to like a page on #Facebook , and you accept without having any idea what will appear on your feed.
Is it cats? Or a pyramid scheme? Is it erotic art that you'll have to bleach your brain to forget? There's only one way to find out.
Oh no the Augusta #RubyTuesday closed. I will always have fond memories of looking at the building and thinking, "I'm glad I'm not going there"
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I tried to contain it, but I need to let the world know the truth: Alex doesn't have a Twitter account.
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"Cause trouble and change the world." - Dr. Bert Jacobs (via trixiejackmattachine) tmblr.co/Zv07SyBiR9Vb
