FFP arrives.
Spurs: 'Net spend of zero for a decade, then.'
Everyone: 'Haha, penny-pinching Spuds.'
Spurs: Lowest wage bill, sell Bale, Walker, Modric, Berbatov, Carrick and build a stadium.
Everyone: 'Haha, 17th!'
Spurs: 'Sorted. Time to spend big.'
Everyone: 'SO UNFAIR!'