i'm going to send australian indie singer campbell burns to the torture chamber on tuesday (the torture chamber is filled with puppies)
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Living in Texas and watching YouTube is hell
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the mcdonald’s app just displayed a picture of my penis i never took before and uninstalled itself from my phone
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is the long john silver's rewards app down for anyone else
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Nothing tastes as good as Michael feels #JerseyMikes
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*hacker voice* I’m not in. God damn it I’m not even close I’m so fucking bad at hacking I don’t even know what any of this shit does. I’m such a fucking failure
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how it feels to sit and make animations in your head for an hour
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