i need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

You may now kiss the bride 😅😮

“Someone on Twitter wanted to buy my game for $100,000. That amount is too small. Lagos Life is currently valued at $1 billion, so if anybody can send me $1 billion I will sell the app” — Shalom Rayhamen, creator of Lagos Life

I was wondering why i don't have money and i just noticed that I HAD FUCKING CAPCUT PREMIUM SINCE JUNE, AND I DON'T EVEN USE IT 😭😭😭😭

Using an iPhone 6s in 2026 with 8% battery health is INSANE 😭

i need a nonchalant response to “I hate you”

still tweeting with 0 likes. we move.

me tweeting with 0 interactions like I’m talking to myself.

Husband: “I want DNA tests for all three kids.” Wife: “Okay.” Husband: “Okay?” Wife: “Yes. We can get DNA tests.” Husband: “I thought you’d be angry.” Wife: “Why would I be angry?” Husband: “Because I’m asking whether they’re actually mine.” Wife: “They’re your kids.” Husband: “Then you have nothing to worry about.” Wife: “I don’t.” Husband: “So you’ll do it?” Wife: “Absolutely.” Husband: “All three?” Wife: “All three.” Husband: “Okay.” Wife: “But I have one condition.” Husband: “What?”

"06" - Debut year "10" - Jersey number "26" - Retirement year Farewell match - 06/10/2026 what?????????

80' Bayern 1 - 1 Arsenal Kompany brings on Olise Arteta brings on Merino.

19-year-old Shubham Kumar from Bihar just hit Level 22,222 in Candy Crush Saga 😭🔥 He won Guiness World Record for it💀

Nearly 3 years ahead of the rest 🤯 Mikel Arteta is set to continue his run as the Premier League's longest-serving current manager 🔴

Spend the morning with her as a 15-year-old mom.

RT @UTD_MANE_1: Something seriously needs to be done about this. We can’t keep losing innocent lives on our roads because of reckless drivi…

🚨❤️🤍 BREAKING: Mikel Arteta signs new deal at Arsenal until June 2030, club confirms. The agreement reported in the recent weeks has now been validated and confirmed by #AFC. Arteta and his backroom staff key members, staying for 4 more years — pay rise also part of the deal.

In Gaza.. children don't grow up, they wither away from hunger.

Lionel Messi’s aesthetic on his final Argentina game was 𝙂𝙊𝘼𝙏𝙀𝘿 🥶🐐🇦🇷

BREAKING: Mikel Arteta has signed a new contract with @Arsenal ✍️ The Premier League's longest-serving manager isn't going anywhere 🔴

Her name is Esther Meinzide, she streaked this on Snapchat this morning unfortunate|y, their bus from Lagos to Asaba had an fat@l accdennt along Ore Expressway. Frame 1: Her video while in the bus. Frame 2: scene of the f@tal acc!dent Frame 3&4: her wish to Tinubu She had wished evil to President Tinubu for several months, but end up living the world before him. Moral lesson: Wish no one evil or death!

Oh! she didn't live to see her wish come to pass. I'm not sorry at all. Her wicked soul will never rest in peace.