@will@ruby.social i dont want the world, i just want your half

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I'm honored that of all the Flophouse episodes to get mentioned on, that @flophousecat talked a bit about briefly meeting me before watching one of their worst movies yet!
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the vacation @louisemeta found for us has a written exam component that we were supposed to study for. I’m going to fail vacation
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Bro, what the fuck are US media outlets doing right now I'm losing my goddamn mind.
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The Query from Ipanema
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as requested by
Replying to @jacobian @fwiles
Feels like a thing @leinweber is best to pull off
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I think this will be remembered as the most iconic scene from The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
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I remixed Radiohead's "Fitter Happer" and made it 100x darker by using the tiktok voice
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will leinweber retweeted
every time I go to a coffee shop I think about the time last summer when I asked for a latte with oat milk and the poor lad behind the counter somehow managed to say with a straight face "sir am sorry a cannae make a latte withoot milk"
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