Been fucking this dude who is NOT CUTE LMAO but he is cool to hang out w & I be faking like I don't got me a little crush but I do I like his lil ugly ass. He's shot two people.
will graham: i don’t know, i just feel like you’re trying to boil me in soup
hannibal lecter, throwing carrots, potatoes, and mushrooms into a cauldron: babe, you sound crazy as fuck right now
there should just be a dating app where you're looking for something hyper specific. putting a picture of diego brando with "if you wanna fuck this hit my line we can start from there"
the concept of scary monsters finally getting animated in 2 weeks while AO3 is down and I won't be able to pull up my 8 years supply of diego fics where his cloacas getting absolutely obliterated