21+. PLEASE DO NOT SPEAK TO ME OR OBSERVE ME IN MY NATURAL HABITAT (EARTH) WITHOUT PRIOR NOTICE. DO NOT FOLLOW ME AT @simonkleine02 (THANK YOU IN ADVANCE)
HELL, PROBABLY
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THINGS ABOUT ME.
1. I am a proshipper. I'm a legal adult. Fuck outta here with any "shipcourse" I am literally too old to give a shit about whatever moral panic is currently arise in online spaces thanks to purity culture censorship. I just. Do not. Give a singular shit.
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By the way.
YOU! YOU THERE! YES, YOU! YOU IN THE MEAT SUIT!
There are 240 of you right now and I need there to be, like, zero. UNFOLLOW ME. PLEASE. I AM BEGGING YOU.
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Anyway, breaking up with all 240 of my followers. When the fuck did all of you even get here? How many of you even exist? Go on, shoo.
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You can check me out at @simonkleine02 if you must. But don't.
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THINGS ABOUT ME.
1. I am a proshipper. I'm a legal adult. Fuck outta here with any "shipcourse" I am literally too old to give a shit about whatever moral panic is currently arise in online spaces thanks to purity culture censorship. I just. Do not. Give a singular shit.
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Oh also I will never drop the "HARD R" N WORD but I am biracial. Just didn't want any of you to somehow think that I'm some "100% white caucasian printer paper-ass mf", as husband would say.
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REBRANDING because I figured some important shit out about myself, in my introspective growth era, etc etc.
Made with PotatoLord's Persona Creator over on Picrew.
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🔞🚭🚯🚷 SIMON KLEINE, OLD ACCOUNT retweeted
This is like every child on Twitter.
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For anyone too lazy to open Reddit, here are the screenshots of the post: 1/4 (last update was on the top of the post but I put it at last to avoid any confusion)
Holy fucking shit is this fucking real
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it’s this weird fucking purity culture and performative activism that the younger students constantly crusade in the name of. how the hell do you go to art school just to be so judgmental? art is about expressing yourself! some art will make you uncomfortable. go outside.
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"I have good memories with BTS here but experiencing this on my own is also meaningful so honored to be here"
I'm crying 😭😭😭
hope⁷
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🔞🚭🚯🚷 SIMON KLEINE, OLD ACCOUNT retweeted
Had the best time performing “= (Equal Sign),” "Chicken Noodle Soup" and “Butter (Holiday Remix)” on @RockinEve @ABCNetwork 🎶 Wishing everyone a Happy and Healthy New Year 💕✨
#jhope #제이홉 #RockinEve
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