On this socially distanced episode of Trump: The Presidency, Season Two:
The White House Correspondents Dinner was held, this time with 100% less media-induced liberal assassins. Trump joked that he was going to run again, to win a fourth time, and three of them feigned heart attacks. Unbelievably, him making that joke was run on mainstream media as news. You really can’t hate the legacy media enough.
Democratic Hawaii Lieutenant Governor Sylvia Luke has been charged in a corruption case. She accepted bribe money. We know, we’re shocked too…a Democrat on the take? She responded that she, “prized integrity and honesty above all throughout her career.” Gee, you shouldn’t have gone to that steakhouse and taken those bribery checks, I guess, eh?
In previous episodes, Democrats denied that illegal immigrants were voting in elections. This flew in the face of reality. An email from Julie Wise, the Democrat-endorsed Director of Elections for King County, Wisconsin, admitted in writing that non-citizens were being registered to vote when getting a driver's license. She went on to say she was concerned that the problem might be bigger than what the reports showed. Ya think?
Iran has threatened to flex its military might (currently consisting of four guys with slingshots) to attack, brace for it, Ukraine. No one had Iran threatening Ukraine on their bingo card. The Ukrainians killed some Iranian sailors, so Iran is all about attacking them.
Dr. Fauci’s diary went public, though no one would know it because the goosestepping mainstream media chose not to cover it. Much like Biden’s mental infirmity, the media’s participatory guilt is all over this cover-up. Indeed, many of the entries were about his media appearances and interviews. It also provides how he covered up for China about the origin of the spicy virus. He even referred to himself as a “rock star.” It’s almost as if he enjoyed being a celebrity by frightening the nation. Wow. Go figure. He also confessed, in writing, that he had government officials submit him for awards of up to a million dollars for his humanitarian work (which is like saying Hitler was a people-person). The diary shows clearly that he lied under oath as the origins of COVID 19 alone with other key things, such as knowing that the death totals were being grossly exaggerated. You can only follow the science until it takes the fifth. What’s a little mass murder and public panic among friends? How many doctors have pardons from a President to protect their lies? One.
Fauci’s diary entry for this week: “I went to the Capitol to be showered with the praise and adoration that I deserve, but instead Rand Paul was there, daring to confront me with facts and reality. Don’t they know I saved all their lives? Where’s Joe Biden when I need him?”
Speaking of Joe, Biden’s audiotapes from his interviews in 2016 for his “autobiography” were released. In a rather lame plot twist; Joe knew he had illegally kept classified materials in his house. Also, the tapes show that as far back as 2016, his memory was as bad as potholes on a Michigan road. Worse, he shared classified material with his ghostwriter who wasn’t cleared for that content. This hits in a week when Biden admits there’s no public interest or money for him having a Presidential Library. The damage to the coloring book publishing industry, which was counting on this library, is devastating.
In this episode, Cory Booker claimed that Iran is in a stronger position now that we’ve blown them up. He claims that Trump has made Iran stronger. If that’s the case, Alibaba-Obama, then we should make them invincible by blowing them up more. If you listen to Booker and believe him, you need to visit your doctor and get the mental tests that Biden clearly failed.
Meanwhile Commissar Mamdani doxxed the names and addresses of wealthy New York property holders who owned more than one house…because that’s what good communists do. He plans on hitting them with a pied-à-terre tax, which is French for “screwing over successful people for the warm embrace of communism.” Mamdani is hoping to win Retard of the Year but frankly, the competition is pretty tight for that award.
Earlier this month, in Operation Ghost Story, ICE arrested 48 employees of Burnstein Von Seelen Precision Castings in Abbeville, South Carolina. It was just shy of half of their workforce. ICE also arrested the plant manager and HR coordinator for knowingly hiring illegals. They didn’t just hire these criminals; they facilitated getting them fake ID’s and Social Security numbers. Four more people were charged in those acts. The company announced they had to shut down operations, as if that would generate sympathy for their crimes. Zero pity given.
Later in the episode, Dr. Fauci went to Capitol Hill so that he could not give testimony. His lawyer got tossed for being disruptive; always a great way to kick things off. Then he pleaded the Fifth, 111 times, despite the fact that he had already been pardoned. This helped cement of legacy of death and his quest for celebrity status. Hey, he only ruined our lives for almost two years; keeping kids out of school (setting them back), pushing solutions like masking and social distancing (which didn’t work), and costing people their careers by not taking a vaccine that he knew didn’t work…and in fact, killed people. That he won’t discuss any of this only emphasizes how little he thinks of the American people. His defiance isn’t brave…it’s the act of a liar and coward. One thing is clear: a LOT of Americans aren’t prepared to just move on from this.
Iran thought it a good idea to prep some missiles to fire at US bases in Jordan. Imagine that discussion: “Nasim, go out and start putting fuel in the missile.” “Won’t that just get me killed?” “No, the Americans are tired of blowing us up. Trust me.” (As he climbs into the bunker) This resulted in the missiles being blown up, along with several airports, boats, docks, barracks, ammo storage sites, hangars, fueling stations, trucks, bunkers, and at least one doghouse. It’s almost as if they are getting their military strategy from Candace Owens.
Will the Leftards ever cease their moronic worship of Dr. Fauci? Will the Smithsonian take down its exhibit praising Dr. Death? Who will Iran declare war on next? The answers to these questions and more, next week. Same MAGA time, same MAGA channel.