Not since the Civil War, when poor, white southern dumbfucks were convinced to die for a few rich, white slaveowners, has a group been as collectively stupid as MAGA.

“Instead of respecting the law, those in power invoke it when it serves their interests and disregard it when it restrains them, treating even justice itself as though it were a commodity to be bought and sold.” — Pope Leo XIV

omg

Imagine if Kamala Harris became the first female president of the United States and then tore down the East wing, obsessed about a ballroom, started a losing war with Iran, took away health care and food from children, raked in billions, fired everyone to put her friends in their positions, fell asleep on camera consistently, mouthed off on social media, openly prosecuted people she didn’t like without real cause, started a slush fund to fund domestic terrorists, and generally lied every second of the day. She wasn’t even allowed to laugh.

He struggled to get through his eulogy for Lindsey Graham--which he was clearly seeing for the first time--and openly disagreed with it while reading, insisting that not everyone liked Mr. Graham. While walking by it, he casually rapped his knuckles on Mr. Graham's casket like a waiter who's just taken your order on fifty-cent wings night at TGI Fridays. He fell asleep during the other eulogies for Mr. Graham, five feet away in the box, even as the other eulogists took the opportunity to kiss Trump's ass while he nodded off. Just think, Trump loyalists: this is as good as it gets for how you'll be remembered someday. This is the peak.

i hope Nolan does the Bible next.... the discourse will end Western civilization

Dear New York Times, Today’s Wordle was awful. Sincerely, Everyone P.S. Is that even a real word?

He looks like the front half of a singing centaur.

Yep. Sad but true.

Oh please, magas, tell us how the whore is going to sue Lucifer now…

It’s pride, y’all.

Together, we can protect men who put their dicks inside children. #GOP2026

Republicans the moment someone speaks to them the same way they speak to others.

Wow…perfection.

Xi walked him like a dog. Told him to his face, that the US is in decline. And like always, he dozed off. The illegal immigrant welfare queen from South Africa was off his ass high af. An international fucking embarrassment. 🤦🏻‍♂️

🇫🇷 French President Macron — That 79 year old keeps running his mouth, and it always leads to actual conflict. We in France pay every day for a war we never wanted, but started by a fool.🔥🤣 This is some epic level of roasting 🔥

I'm 58 years old. Everything I knew about America and our global standing is gone now and it was 100% self-inflicted. This is why I have so much anger for friends who voted for this shit. Our kids deserved the country our parents delivered to us.

Here’s how much Americans are “winning” When Biden left office: 👉Gas was $3.12 👉GDP was 3.2% 👉Inflation was 3.0% 👉New jobs: 2.2 million in 2024 👉Trump Net Worth: $4.3B Now 👉Gas is $4.17 👉GDP is 0.5% 👉Inflation is 3.3% 👉New jobs: 181,000 in 2025 👉Trump Net Worth: $7.3B

People keep saying, “I thought Trump was going to save us,” from what exactly? Afraid you were going to turn gay or your grandchildren might not be 100% white? Did you think they were going to ever lower your taxes? We had it pretty damn good until the bigots decided they didn’t.

I can’t even fathom how hateful and stupid you have to be to still support this person.