My assets are equal to my liabilities

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Melinoe literally looks like this but not buff
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If that’s the Berlin Wall I’m going to kms
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Melinoe lives like right there man
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Wow he’s so fucking charged
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Damn it’s fucking Melinoe
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IM GOING TO KILL YOU
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I told you to suck your pinky really hard.
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Maybe if you suck your pinky hard enough you’ll get them back. 🥺
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Jordan he’s going to run towards you
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Jordan he’s in love with you
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JORDAN IM GOING FO SNAP YOU KNOW I BLOCK SO FAST ITS BEEN SO LONG SINCE I WAS LIKE THIS
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Yeah I hate men yeah now you know why I’m single :-)
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The bank is still going to “sue” you even if I pass away.
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Our date after I almost made you commit insider trading.
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And I think I stopped caring post lockdown but now I understand.
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I’m actually very atheist and I need a melatonin.
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