FAFO - Fluff Around and Find Out.

My daughter told me it was OK if I told you she thinks you're retarded. 😂

I guess understanding history isn't a requirement to push political narratives.

This dude won so many bar fights, I wouldn't want to be on the wrong side of this rage.

Political commentator accounts should not be eligible for monetization on X.

They're going to make us eat bugs now, aren't they.

At least we still have the Gulf of America, SUPER Intelligence and Lake America!

I guess they heard me.

It's hilarious watching the slopfluencers attack each other while pretending they are not the same. Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge.

Since we are now seeing "data expert"s examine how the election could have been stolen, here is a suggestion: Save some time and examine how the MAGA slopfluencers spent more than a year attacking its own base, including a large independent and younger demographic. They browbeat the hell out of them, called them names, told them they were not needed, attacked their accounts, and when possible their livelihoods outside of social media. Those attacks came from within the Trump administration, including Trump himself. The grift crew then profited by parroting the message and amplifying it. They used messaging that was wholly unserious. They discounted and gaslit people over real economic struggles. They used data that was cherry-picked and shut down criticism. They told everyone they were winning when they were hurting. They went back on campaign promises and stopped making meaningful progress on a great start to the immigration issue. They didn't address healthcare. They blamed everything on Democrats. NGOs and Democrats didn't even need to outspend or craft elaborate schemes. MAGA destroyed itself from within. When people are told their support isn't needed, they take it seriously. But sure, it's the NGO messaging.

Narrative: Susie Wiles cost us midterms! She is evil, a leaker, bought and paid for. She answers to her lobbyist overlords and subverted the agenda. Everyone in the Trump admin: Susie is so great, and we will miss her so much. Glaze, glaze, glaze... Politics as usual.

Wow, welcome to what some of us have been saying for YEARS. They sold the base out for money, then used the machine to protect the grifters and crush the people who noticed.

I would like to formally submit 30 years of Bibi Netanyahu telling us all about them. Where can I collect my reward?

Let's go full-on attack in Iran because it will lower our gas prices! IQ level: Dung beetle

It's Miller Time. 🙄

To my fellow Floridians: If you haven't shopped your homeowners and auto insurance policies lately, it might be worth it to do so. We just saved almost $5k a year on our policies. Same coverage, lower deducibles, much lower cost. Quite surprising.

*Morgan Freeman voice* And then, Susie Wiles was fired. The MAGA faithful moved, almost overnight, from the quiet haze of copium to cries of “We are so back!” But they were not back. In fact, they were far from it.

OMG I AM SO RELIEVED! THIS IS HOW YOU SAVE AMERICA!!!!

Whoa, we got a Veteran voting expert here! Funniest cope I've seen so far today.

Griftard word of the day: NEOCON Used in a sentence: We are blaming NEOCONS and hoping that you forgot we called all of you PANICANS when you questioned the war.

Dear Jack Ass, We wish you would.