JD’s adVanced Syphilis
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"It's not our war" well they just hit one of our embassies so I think it's starting to be our fucking war
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His eyes were a striking blue, like blue Gatorade, and his cheeks were flushed, like red Gatorade. His demeanor was mysterious, yet refreshing, like yellow Gatorade. And his shirt was the hue of orange Gatorade
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not many games coming out for gamecubes these days. they used to
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The male urge to check if you've got the ability to explode someone's head using your mind on live television
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How could anyone form such an impression of Hasan?
People paint Hasan as a radical who doesn't want Dems to win when. But if you listen to him, he is extremely pragmatic and is doing more to try to create a big tent Democratic Party than all the people trying to kick him and his millions of followers out of the Democratic Party.
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All the other Kirks with the pumped up Kirks better run faster than that bullet
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Hey Squidward, what’s the Spanish word for “eye”?
Squidward:
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