Clavicular's friend went out with him to the club and spent the whole night watching him pull girls while sitting on his phone 😭💀
"being Clavicular's wingman is just being a spectator with a front row seat "
She said she was three hours away. He turned that answer into a full blackpill spiral.
“I’m not even from here,” she explained. He answered that a 6'8" Chad would find a way to hang out.
“I’m starting to get pissed the fk off...” Then he blamed the blackpill and said he was treated like f*ing a** because he was bloated.
Androgenic has his hat stolen by a stranger revealing his clapped bald hairline and exposing him as a FRAUDMAXXER. The hair was a lie he was wearing a wig. GENERATIONAL AURA LOSS. No recovery possible. Baldmogged.
Clavicular did NOT expect Hexumlite to OPEN UP about walking in on his older brother PASSED AWAY 😭❤️🩹
"Last month, I became older than he ever was. So it was like kind of a weird moment."
Clavicular's friend went out with him to the club and spent the whole night watching him pull girls while sitting on his phone 😭💀
"being Clavicular's wingman is just being a spectator with a front row seat "
🚨 CLAVICULAR JUST TRIED SHOOTING HIS SHOT WITH DASHA & ANNA 😭😭
Clavicular wasn’t wasting ANY time and straight up hit them with:
“Wanna become really good friends” 👀
Bro really said forget the talking stage…
LET’S BE BESTIES 😭💀
CLAV IS MOVING DIFFERENT 😭
🚨 Clavicular Starts PANICKING After SNEAKO Presses Him on Posting an AI-Generated Script Claiming “Gambling Is Halal” in Islam 😳☪️
SNEAKO: “You wrote this tweet, right? You said the four Sunni schools agree with you?”
Clavicular: “Everyone agrees with me.”
SNEAKO: “Name one Sunni school…”
*Clavicular starts stuttering and immediately changes the subject 💀*
Clavicular stopped two girls for pictures, then asked if both were down for a threesome. Neither one hesitated before saying yes 😭
There is no way that worked