This is what starts the global financial crisis btw

OFFICIAL: 🇹🇭 Thailand implements 0% capital gains tax on Bitcoin & crypto

Fable 5 can’t compete with me closing my eyes and picking the red or green button at random.

openrug

Just connected my @helloamper API to my AI agent Bosco and set up @aeonframework as the background intelligence layer for it. The combination is exceptionally cool to me because Amper creates a secure sandbox for the agent to interact with whitelisted tokens and dApps. Aeon runs quietly in the background, learning, and feeding intelligence forward. Aeon = background layer. Proactive, scheduled, silent. Bosco = foreground layer. Reactive, conversational, executes. Aeon feeds it intelligence. Bosco acts on it. Bosco is very close to being a fully autonomous DeFi assistant. Now to test test test, fund, and hopefully profit... FULL CAPABILITY LIST — Bosco x AEON via Amper API READ (research/check): • Wallet balance, ERC20 balances, basename lookup • Swap quotes (no execution) • @aave positions & health factor • @aori_io cross-chain quotes • @avantisfi pairs, positions, PnL • @AskVenice VVV/sVVV/DIEM balances • @clanker_world token fees • @Morpho vaults, positions, rewards • Live prices (@PythNetwork — BTC, ETH, SOL, any token) • @DefiLlama protocol data & token prices • Newsletter issues (@StarvnChartist ) • Token charts + full TA (RSI, MACD, EMAs) • @DeriveXYZ options chain, positions, order/trade history EXECUTE (trade): • Swap any token on Base/Ethereum • Cross-chain swap via Aori • AAVE: deposit, withdraw, borrow, repay • Avantis perps: open/close/limit orders, TP/SL, add/remove collateral (up to 500x leverage!) • Venice: approve VVV, stake VVV → sVVV, mint DIEM, burn DIEM AEON (running in background 24/7): • Morning market briefs before I wake up • Price alerts — $VVV, $POD, $DIEM, $AMPR • Base ecosystem narrative tracking • Token unlock monitoring • Auto-drafted content suggestions • On-chain wallet monitoring • Self-healing — fixes its own broken skills • Recursive learning — scores and improves its own output

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Thank you to @abcd_web3_ for having me on stage at the APAC Blockchain Day Summit. It was a privilege to share the panel with @TorsakulT from AION3 and @udeshchaskar from ARCB and discuss the future of AI and DeFi with an incredible audience. 谢谢 to everyone who came up to chat afterward. The conversations were just as valuable as the panel itself. Back to building.

I was called an intense spaz in kindergarten. They didn’t know I was just pre CEO, pre seed, pre revenue. Now they all work for their dad’s pool cleaning company.

I just want to know how much money I'm saving by having my open claw agent talk like Rocky from Project Hail Mary. Saw someone say you save a lot on tokens by switching the chat pattern to that of a caveman, I think this is better.

Caught so many flights recently I’m starting to have an airline seat for a spine💺

Long live the 0dte!

lost his edge

My favorite one I found was cataas.com/ (cats as a service) 🐈‍⬛

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$META has acquired Moltbook, a viral social network built for AI agents. Co-founders Matt Schlicht and Ben Parr will join Meta Superintelligence Labs with the deal expected to close in mid-March.

These blockchains raised a total of $2.6Bn Today, they have a total of 82K daily active users and are generating just $62K weekly This is a good time for us to ask this again: Why tf do we need so many blockchains???

Pull the plug Mr. baba 🔌

Love seeing @ErikVoorhees open to discussing what sets @AskVenice apart as a privacy solution for the AI era (or Web4, as people are calling it lately). The right questions are being asked about user privacy and data. Open discourse is how we figure out how to build better in these fast and furious times.