Leeds United propagandist. Will sell my kidney for three points and a functioning defence.

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Last night at Salford v Leeds... this was conveniently left out by Sky Sports 😂
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Would love to see Bruno Fernandes’ heat map from yesterday overlaid with the ref’s. Only player in the league who spends 90 minutes pressing the officials.
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Also next time you raise a glass make sure it’s to Traffords good health 👍
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If we’d lost 6–3 like that in the league I’d be absolutely livid. Cup game though, so I’ll graciously conserve the rage for when there are actual points at stake.
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Barco is going to become one of the most punchable players in the Premier League, I can already tell.
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For anyone wondering Martinez is no1 on that list
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Two recurring questions with this Leeds side: A) Will we ever stop completely shitting the bed the second we concede? B) Will Farke ever consistently make proactive subs rather than waiting until the game’s already turned against us?
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Wore my smiley badge socks today. We’d won the last two when I didn’t. Won’t be making that mistake again.
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Dan James would be absolutely terrifying if his final ball matched his pace
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Considering how the game started, coming away with a point is fair. Looked better once the pressure was really on and it felt like we were heading towards nothing from the first home game which would have been shite,..
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People who stand right on top of you in a queue. Absolutely no concept of personal space.
What everyday behaviour instantly makes you think less of somebody?
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Beating Leeds continues to sit just outside Oliver Glasner’s area of expertise
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Got a nasty bit of tendinitis in my shoulder/elbow and my whole upper arm is absolutely killing me. Anyone had it and got any tips other than strong painkillers? Starting to think the arm is more trouble than it’s worth.
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Sick of American influencers spinning a fucking wheel to pick a Premier League club, landing on Leeds and immediately milking it for engagement. Couldn’t point Leeds on a map a week ago, now it’s “WE go again 💙💛”. Not sure what’s worse .. them, or those lapping it up
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I’m bowing out of explaining engagement farming and gatekeeping to people who appear to understand neither but have developed remarkably strong opinions on both. The replies can take it from here. Peace out ✌️
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football’s back soon, so the annual pfp refresh felt necessary. #NewProfilePic
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Absolutely gutting. It felt like ours to lose, but we sat far too deep at the end and invited them onto us. Still, none of that changes the fact Argentina are a bunch of cheating, dirty bastards.
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My neighbour’s kid has started learning the recorder. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.
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Not the best start to the day when you accidentally type and send ‘Dead colleagues’ instead of ‘Dear colleagues’ at the top of a team new bulletin.
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This is where tournament football becomes really interesting. In the PL you can usually rely on quality telling over 90 minutes, but international football is completely different. Teams don’t have to be better than you, they just have to execute one game plan better than you….
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I’m tired of having to justify drinking tea because it’s 35°C+ Tea isn’t weather-dependent. It’s a lifestyle.
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