he/him 🏳️‍🌈 I mostly tweet about swimming

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🚨🚨 problematic things caeleb has done, a thread 🧵
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i have an irrational obsession with this man!
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and let me guess, they’re using the men’s team account and renaming it? that’s like, against the rules of feminism
Cal Men’s And Women’s Swimming and Diving Combine Into One Account On Instagram swimswam.com/cal-mens-and-wo…
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hate watched swimswam’s pod today and i left thinking night swim is annoying af
We’ve officially sold over 1,000 tickets for CSL match #3 at Stanford with an average ticket price of over $30. Pretty good for a “non-revenue” sport with our biggest days of ticket sales ahead this week. collegeswimmingleague.com
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seeking swim sugar daddy to fund a trip to charlottesville
The SCM World Championship Prep Pro-Am, being held Oct. 15 & 16 at the UVA Aquatic and Fitness Center, will feature swimmers who have won... 🏅 69 Olympic Medals 🥇 37 Olympic Gold Medals and hold 🌍 41 Current World Records The event is FREE and open to the public #GoHoos
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charlie and his angels
The stars were out on the blue carpet in Denver. 🤩
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Bromine Zaddy retweeted
Three American records, one world record, five Pan Pacs medals, and one unforgettable mustache. Congratulations to Van Mathias, your 2026 Male Athlete of the Year! 🏆 #GoldenGoggles | Presented by @omegawatches
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Bromine Zaddy retweeted
Your 2026 Female Athlete of the Year: Kate Douglass 🏆 Four world records and six Pan Pacs medals. What a season. #GoldenGoggles | Presented by @omegawatches
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Bromine Zaddy retweeted
What a night it was at the 2026 Golden Goggles. 🏆 See the full list of winners by clicking here. ➡️ usaswimming.org/news/2026/09…
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Bromine Zaddy retweeted
Besties are dressed to impress.
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Nothing but gold.🏆
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buckle up for claire curzan dominance at short course worlds??! a 1:46 200 (yard) back in SEPTEMBER is fricken diabolical
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if the asia games were any indicator…the chinese are gonna be LETHAL at sc worlds. hosted on home soil…at THEE CUBE??!! cmon. meanwhile, americans are sitting out world cup and going all in at us sc trials. sc worlds is gonna NASTY.
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asia games lowkey being the best swim meet of the year?
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it’s like katie ledecky circa 2015
👑 ZHANG ZHANSHUO 🇨🇳 (19 ANS) - ROI DES JEUX ASIATIQUES 2026 : 🥇200NL - 1:43.49 AR 🥇400NL - 3:41.28 GR 🥇800NL - 7:42.49 GR 🥇1500NL - 14:42.42 🥇4X100NL - 47.65* 🥇4X200NL - 1:42.92* WB 🥇4X1004N - 50.46* #Natation #AichiNagoya2026
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march 2026: breaks world junior record with 2:06.59 six months later… HOLD MY (non-alc) BEER:
17-Year-Old Shin Ohashi Unleashes Historic 2:04.83 200 Breaststroke World Record (Video) swimswam.com/17-year-old-shi…
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would’ve been 8th in the 100br final at the paris olympics 🙃
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as fun as it is to root for american swimming from a twitter stan-point, it’s infinitely more fun to see the entire sport progress to new heights
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A NEW WORLD RECORD!!! TEENS ARE TAKING OVER THE SWIM WORLD!!!! INSANITY
🚨🚨🚨NEW WORLD RECORD 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱 200Br 🇯🇵Shin Ohashi 2:04.83 WR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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can’t wait to see taylor ruck go on a tear at the world cup
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i think everyone would be shocked and appalled by what a gay man’s close friends looks like 😂
The close friends list is the real content. 😆
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