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This needs to be played everywhere 24/7

I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am visiting China this week in a personal capacity as a supportive son. Normal people visit their mothers in a personal capacity. Normal people attend funerals in a personal capacity. I do it beside sixteen CEOs, five billionaires worth $870 billion, and a 500-aircraft Boeing order being finalized with Beijing during the trip. Goldman Sachs. Citigroup. Mastercard. Visa. Tim Cook. Larry Fink. Stephen Schwarzman. In a personal capacity. I am also the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. My qualifications for this role include mowing lawns on my father's golf courses, laying tile at his properties, and serving as a boardroom judge on The Apprentice from 2010 to 2015. I have no documented experience in cryptocurrency, blockchain, or Bitcoin mining. My stake in American Bitcoin alone was worth $548 million by September 2025 — eight months into my father's second term. We purchased 16,000 Bitmain mining rigs for $314 million. Bitmain is Chinese. Bitmain is headquartered in Beijing. Beijing is where I am visiting in a personal capacity. In March we bought 11,298 more. The terms were "unusual" — hundreds of millions in equipment for "future considerations." I'm not sure what "future considerations" means in this context, especially when your father sets the tariff rate on your supplier's home country. I can tell you it is not a "conflict of interest." It is a "supply chain relationship." On May 12, the day I boarded this plane, my father announced a trade agreement with China. Tariffs on Chinese goods dropped from 145 percent to 30 percent. That is a 115-point reduction on the country that manufactures my equipment, announced the same day I flew there. I did not know. I did not ask. I did not need to ask. My family owns 60 percent of World Liberty Financial. We receive 75 percent of every token sold. The New Yorker's running total is $4.2 billion. Politico documented $12.9 billion in trading volume. Let me tell you about our team. My brother Barron is our "DeFi visionary." He was eighteen years old. His prior experience is being tall. My brother Don is "Web3 Ambassador." His prior experience is selling condos and shooting elephants. I handle "strategic planning." My prior experience is tile. My brother-in-law Jared received $2 billion from the Saudi sovereign wealth fund six months after leaving the White House. The fund's own advisory panel flagged his "lack of private equity experience" and called the due diligence results "unsatisfactory." They gave him the money anyway. My sister Ivanka received Chinese government approval for 16 trademarks during my father's first term. The categories included handbags, sunglasses, perfume, baby blankets, and voting machines. Voting machines. From China. While her father was president. That is not "corruption." That is "brand diversification." My father spent four years on Hunter Biden. Four years. The charge: Hunter sat on the board of Burisma for $83,000 a month with no energy experience. My father called it the greatest corruption in American political history. He withheld $391 million in military aid to Ukraine to pressure an investigation. He was impeached for it. He did it again. A special counsel was appointed. Total cost to taxpayers: millions. Total Hunter earnings: $11 million over five years. Let me do the math my father never did. Hunter Biden made $6,027 per day. My family makes $8.75 million per day. That is 1,451 times Hunter's rate. We earn his entire five-year scandal every thirty hours. Hunter had no energy experience. I have no crypto experience. Hunter sat on one board. I run the operation. Hunter met one banker for a coffee. I sit on Air Force One beside $870 billion negotiating with the country that manufactures my equipment. But here is the part that makes me proud. We launched a cryptocurrency in my father's name. It peaked at $73. It trades today at $2.43. Retail investors lost 95 percent of their money. We collected $400 million in transaction fees regardless of price. We hosted a dinner — the top 220 holders gained entry by holding enough of my father's coin. The top 29 received a champagne toast with the President of the United States. Price of admission: approximately $3.28 million in tokens. A public school teacher earns $3.28 million in 47 years. We call that "community engagement." Not "selling access." Access is what Hunter Biden sold for a cup of coffee. Three days before I boarded this plane to Beijing, our team moved $12 million in memecoin assets to custody platforms. Routine. Unrelated. Everything is unrelated to everything. In a personal capacity. On January 24, 2025 — four days after the inauguration — my father fired seventeen inspectors general in a single night. Without explanation. Without notice to Congress. Seventeen. The people whose job is to look. He removed them all at once and no one replaced them. There is no inspector general for a son's "personal capacity." There is no disclosure form for love. There is no ethics office for a champagne toast priced at $3.28 million. He didn't bend the guardrails. He fired the people who hold them. He built that. I fly in on it. $4.2 billion at cruising altitude. Every thirty hours, another Hunter Biden. Hunter Biden got a special counsel for a cup of coffee and a board seat that paid less per month than one champagne toast with my father costs per million. I am the Executive Vice President of the Trump Organization. I am the Chief Strategy Officer of American Bitcoin. I am the Web3 strategic planner at World Liberty Financial. I am visiting the country that manufactures my mining rigs, approved my sister's trademarks, and funds my brother-in-law's private equity firm, on a plane beside $870 billion and a president who spent four years calling $11 million treason. In a personal capacity. As a supportive son.

If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, denies it fucks ducklings, is mentioned 5000 times in secret documents about fucking duckling, is best friends with other duckling fuckers & holds a competition to find the prettiest ducklings to fuck, it's Donald Duckling Fucker. 🐤🦆

Sounds wild, but the CIA pulled a top source out of Moscow because they feared the President’s handling of intel could expose them. When leadership becomes the security risk, that’s a nightmare scenario for any spy service. #CIA #Counterintelligence #NationalSecurity cnn.com/2019/09/09/politics/…

Today is Putin’s birthday. It is also National TACO day in the United States What a coincidence

The evergreen Estonian chronicler Balthasar Russow on how the Russians conquer lands. 1584. "All the Muscovite's military might is based not on great bravery, courage, strength or force, but rather on opportunism, treachery, cunning, threats and intimidation. In this fashion he has conquered and captured many lands and fortresses, but whenever people offered some resistance, he accomplished nothing."

Trump is a great strategist🥴

Russia launched 'catalog' of Ukrainian children up for adoption: 'This is digital child trafficking' nypost.com/2025/08/07/world-…

The U.S. ambassador to Ukraine Brinks, who just resigned, goes nuclear on President Trump Brinks: I was U.S. ambassador to Ukraine. I resigned because of Trump's foreign policy: to put pressure on the victim, Ukraine, rather than on the aggressor, Russia. 1/

"Food rations that could supply 3.5 million people for a month are mouldering in warehouses around the world because of U.S. aid cuts and risk becoming unusable" We paid $98 million for food that's going to rot and now starving children will die That's .05% of the $200 billion tax cut Trump and the GOP are proposing for wealthy heirs like Don Jr. and Eric - just so they don't have to pay taxes on the first $15 million they inherit. All told, about a TRILLION dollars in tax cuts will go to people making over $1 million

Following last night’s brutal assault on Kyiv, it’s clear Putin has no interest in peace. Time to answer Russia’s ongoing invasion in Ukraine with renewed American strength and give our ally the military support they need to win a victory for freedom.🇺🇸🇺🇦 abcnews.go.com/International…

DUI Pete is a danger to our country nytimes.com/2025/04/24/us/po…

LMAO

A 3-way game of chicken is being played between Trump, Powell and Xi. The strike price for the Powell put is much lower than for Trump put. And Xi’s put strike live is even lower; thus Xi will let Trump bleed for now in this retaliation Nash game. This is a 3 dimensional chess game and Trump is totally clueless. He can’t even play a one dimensional chess game. And superior chess and poker players like Putin and Xi are already out manipulating Trump on Ukraine, Taiwan and other geo-political issues. Trump was always a naive amateur thinking he could use his carpet bagger Art of the Deal cheap threats and bluffs to complex geopolitical and geoeconomic issues. But Trump 1.0 had a bunch of smart heavyweight advisors who could guardrail him against his worst instincts. This time Trump 2.0 has mostly a bunch of wimpish sycophantic yes men “advisors” who not only don’t dare to cross him but rather give him pseudo-intellectual fodder and justification to his worst destructive policy instincts on trade! So unless he starts to think and be rational again, backpedal and de-escalate very fast - as Bessent and Miran suggested to him early on - we end up with a massive US and global recession and financial meltdown this year!

Regarding this whole signal debacle, the administration really just needs to come out and explicitly say they F’d up. The word gymnastics is making it worse.