I’m just a little saggy in a big baggy
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I usually use the state of my hash brown order at Dunkin as my sign of what the day will be like and today not only we’re they soggy but they gave me an old fashioned instead of a chocolate frosted donut. I don’t have high hopes for the rest of the day 🙃
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It’s been almost a month and yet I still sometimes first thing look for Apollo to say good morning I miss having dogs so much but I also can’t imagine having to say good bye again
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The thing about working with kids is that trying to help them do their homework makes me feel like a dummy idk what I’m going to do once I have to help my own with freaking algebra 🥴
Finally finished all of Parks and Rec and Ron becoming a park ranger in the end really makes me hope I’ll get back into that saddle one day
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Okay I can’t be the only one who has rewatched atlab and come to the realization of liking Longshot over Jet
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Some people make me feel weird for saying I miss my boyfriend like I’m being dramatic and some act shocked I’ve been isolating myself from him to protect his family from how exposed I am from work there’s no wining with people and I wish I could see my best friend for my birthday
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Lately my job has been stressing me out so to cope I repeatively take out mortgage loans from a raccoon and sell fish and bugs to pay it off
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Scientists have proven that you can measure how long you’ve been in this quarantine by the length of my leg hair
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Last night I watched Kung Fu Panda remotely with Alex and my family and while technology is amazing and it’s making social distancing easier I can safely say I miss my boyfriend
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Had to tell Alex since I’m apart of the essential workforce I can’t see him to protect his family from getting sick which could be over two months. He informed me yesterday he bought me animal crossing as an early bday present. It’ll be at his house Tuesday 🙃
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Was called into work last minute today and didn’t have time to put on any makeup and not one but TWO kids asked me if I shaved my eyebrows off and said I should wear makeup all the time 🙃
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