This is pretty terrifying
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I have never lived in Texas why did I just get a text from James Talarico begging for money like a crackhead lmao
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TMLA retweeted
He was 34 just yesterday and suddenly he's 35? How many more lies will the woke left ignore?
Happy 35th birthday to Zohran Mamdani.
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fuck i just realized my wife has never disavowed the muslim brotherhood
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Fingers crossed she's ok x
Search for Amelia Earhart's plane resumes after stormy weather bbc.in/4zInbDp
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There’s still one in Jax too, but don’t mistake an open door for a good idea
Guy. Guys. I found a Quiznos that survived the private equity apocalypse. They still exist. This is not a drill.
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Regrettably, a top 20 sitcom of all time
'Roseanne' premiered 38 years ago today, October 18, 1988 on ABC, starring Roseanne Barr, John Goodman, Laurie Metcalf, Sara Gilbert, Lecy Goranson, Michael Fishman and Natalie West. Earning 27 Primetime Emmy nominations and winning 4, with Laurie Metcalf winning 3 and Roseanne Barr winning 1, plus a Peabody and a Golden Globe for Best Comedy Series. Originally ending in 1997 after 9 seasons, before a 2018 revival brought it to 10 seasons and 231 episodes. x.com/cravesmedia/status/211…
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At a certain point people need to understand the reason they’re scared of the DSA is bc they’re the only ones who actually want to change the status quo. Republicans don’t, democrats don’t, centrists very obviously don’t
James Carville says he'd rather have Republicans keep control of the House than Democrats winning the chamber by 5 seats. "I would rather the Republicans keep the House by five than the Democrats win by five, because if that happens, they’re hostage to the DSA. Like, Hakeem cannot move. There’s no place for him to go."
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🙏🙏🙏🙏
🚨 BREAKING: Mike Johnson: "If we lose the midterms — God forbid, if we lose the House majority — it'll be a real end to Trump's presidency."
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My injury report halfway through a 5k:
Steelers HC Mike McCarthy (ankle, fat) has returned to the sideline after an injury he incurred while standing.
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I think maybe I’m too cynical bc I see shit like this and instantly think it’s performative rather than genuine
Omg it happened again. Love this kid. Immediately starts praying for the injured eagle.
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Fantastic timing guys
Ben Simmons returning to the NBA is showing you never give up on the game you love 🙌 Stream "Being Ben" on the ESPN App and Disney+
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What a way for this story to end @DertTheSequel
Just in: Sacramento Kings guard Ben Simmons is believed to have sustained a torn Achilles tendon at practice Sunday, sources tell ESPN. A suspected season-ending injury for Simmons after rejuvenated and impressive training camp and preseason performances.
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Fetal alcohol syndrome everywhere for those with eyes to see
This is Ava and she’s a nursing student who was attending an event by Conservative Political activist Riley Gaines at the University of Minnesota campus & she told a brown man there recording who was born in the U.S that he’s a Bitch and needs to go back to his Country. 🤬
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I feel like I see an average of one person dying on camera per day on this app which I’m sure is very good for our collective psyches
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Big yikes
I honestly didn’t expect Larry David to come out firing like this:
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Jaguars 😔
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How you gonna give 60 minutes to a guy whose 15 ran out years ago
Sacha Baron Cohen has made a career out of rendering himself unrecognizable. He’s played the lovable but ignorant reporter Borat, the fashion- and fame-obsessed narcissist Bruno, and the hip-hop idiot Ali G. This Sunday, Baron Cohen sits down with 60 Minutes’ Ariel Levy to talk about his career, his unforgettable characters and what’s next.
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Adam should be allowed to shoot that guy in the face
A podcast exchange turned ugly after @sostalksmoney allegedly joked about a guest’s mother dying from brain cancer, saying, “Your mom might have died from a headache.” When confronted, he claimed he was misunderstood, offered a conditional apology, and accused the visibly upset guest of being “triggered.”
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Oregon cheerleader narrowly avoids rogue whale that popped out of the Autzen Stadium turf #huskers #goducks
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