it was so funny he was like “the only pen i can tolerate is crosby but i especially HATE malkin” as i stand there holding like 30 geno cards in my hand that i wanted to buy

liz @malkingoat

Jun 20

bought from this really nice caps fan at a card show and he gave me this for free holy fuck

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liz · Jun 21, 2026 · 4:52 AM UTC

liz @malkingoat

Jun 21

we fr bonded though he’s my goat

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liz · Jun 20, 2026 · 5:18 PM UTC

liz @malkingoat

Jun 20

bought from this really nice caps fan at a card show and he gave me this for free holy fuck

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ovi babe chilling · Jun 16, 2026 · 4:12 PM UTC

liz retweeted

ovi babe chilling @thegr8hate

Jun 16

DOES ANYONE HAVE THE SCREENSHOT FROM THAT FUCKASS LANDO NORRIS COPYPASTA WHERE A FAN WAS TELLING HIM TO KEEP HIS HEAD UP OR SOME NONSENSE 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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liz · Jun 16, 2026 · 3:56 PM UTC

liz @malkingoat

Jun 16

WHAT DO YOU MEAN WOLLER IS A FLYER

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liz · Jun 16, 2026 · 12:38 PM UTC

liz @malkingoat

Jun 16

LMFAO

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liz · Jun 16, 2026 · 12:39 PM UTC

liz @malkingoat

Jun 16

sorry y*** i don’t like u but this is funny

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GENOGENOGENOGENO · Jun 15, 2026 · 11:36 PM UTC

liz retweeted

GENOGENOGENOGENO @eskettit15

Jun 15

BIG SEXY IS ONLY FOR THOSE WHO UNDERSTAND HIM NOT TOO MUCH ON HIM NOW

ariel🫍@pathologictwo

Jun 15

you people talk a lot about how ugly hockey players are and how they all look like they snuck on earth (which is true) but there is one guy that everyone on gay hockey twitter loves and I just don’t get it. I don’t. I really really don’t.

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