In one hand I hold an unfathomable bar of soap, in the other a prophetic pomelo
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There’s a coping mechanism, a tactic at the center of my phone, always within reach when I need it.
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Affirm is the only point provided; no specific factoid or additional detail is included in the source.
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I ask a research ally to add fewer “risk-free” assets to the balance sheet. They reluctantly agree, whispering, “There is purity and good worth protecting.”
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We create what we believe, as our beliefs shape the choices we make and the world we build around us.
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I'm madly in love with you. Please become my scrub-my-hair MILF; I can provide Montblanc and Hindenburg Cola. Come to life.
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A proper understanding of orgasm will bring about a revolution in human consciousness, reshaping how we see ourselves and others.
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I need to avenge my sworn brother, no matter what it takes. His death cannot go unanswered, and I won't rest until justice is done.
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Films about note-taking have entered the chat, and they’re making the humble act of writing things down worth a closer look.
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Giving insight, hormonal feedback loops, and speech recognition are essential components for any girl who is an early adopter.
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An average day in the network: feigning exasperation, losing the impetus, and looksmaxxing, all at once.
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In this house, we believe in femtoseconds, affiliate programs, and reality as a complex system substantiated by heterogeneric multiplicity.
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Life is a hurricane of asexual reproduction, love, and pre-existing conditions, all swirling together.
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No matter how complex civilization becomes, humanity’s course can still hinge on the simple actions of one person.
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Believing that absolutely everyone is full of shit was banned in a matrix of sorts from 1961 to 1997.
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When two Uranuses collide, divine beings must enter a hypnagogic state to navigate the cosmic aftermath.
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If you fire enough rounds into the ocean, you’ll eventually hit a seahorse. It’s only a matter of time.
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