Gay Twitter’s darling dad 👨 6’3 ambiverted overthinker, big ❤️ writing/music lover 📝 95% lovable, 100% authentic 😊 #bekind 💍 married to @Nick415702 🏳️🌈
Las Vegas, NV
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One thing about me is I will surely edit a text to add punctuation—especially an exclamation point!
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Good morning! I’d forgotten what it felt like to sleep until my alarm went off, rather than wake up long before it. What a difference!
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It takes mad skills to have 50 tabs open across 5 Chrome windows and still manage to find the one you’re looking for
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This big-ass, 3-egg, onion and mozzarella omelette in the shape of a smile was part of a perfect breakfast to start my day 🥚🧅🧀😊
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Can we get an updated photo, @Cail0n__?
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Hitting rock bottom
Placed at the lowest of low
Tell me at what point the sea
Of tears stop to flow?
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Older gay men aren’t automatically “past their prime.” Some men are literally getting hotter, wiser, richer, calmer and harder to impress with age.
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How many of you wanna:
:P - Block me
:) - Be my friend
:> - Hear my voice
:3 - Meet me irl
<> - Talk to me
! - Hold my hand
</3 - Ignore me
<3 - Hug me
how many ppl wanna:
:P - Block me
:) - Be my friend
:> - Hear my voice
:3 - Meet me irl
! - Hold my hand
<3 - Date me
</3 - Ignore me
^w^ - Hug me
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Today was “Hi babes. I want to talk about madonna and charli.”
Woke to a text from @troyesivan and it was a slew of these emojis followed by a leak of Canada Dry. Best good morning message ever!
🙂↕️🧃🫵😛🧍🏻♂️⏰🇨🇦🏜️🤨
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