Digging in and itching your crotch rot feels soooooo good, I imagine this is what it feels to get your pussy ate😭😭😭 Right ladies?

This was God’s intended way btw. Many a Great Men of History’s first sexual encounters were with the Governess of his family’s estate, in other words, a female “authority” figure only slightly his senior. Obviously, I am not openly advocating for this archaic practice in our modern and refined age, on the contrary, these should be implicitly allowed without celebration or comment, and certainly without punishment. Mum is, was, and should continue to be, the word.

This is the most “needs to be picked up and twirled around” a girl has ever looked. J’aimerais faire ça, mon ange.

I miss being a normie sometimes. When I first started ZOG employment a few years ago, in order to make myself feel better after the initial shock, I would just take a handful of weed gummies and work on the 1800-piece puzzle that I kept in my room at my parents house before bed every night. I was certainly happier.

Oh look, the striver-American dominated sports are up. How encouraging! I won’t look deeper into the numbers at all, I won’t even look into why sports like wrestling and gymnastics are down either…. Great trend, hope it keeps up!

Why is it that mainstreamers and boomers relentlessly talk about young men in their basement playing video games WHEN THIS IS ACTUALLY THE PROBLEM?? Within twenty years time the below has happened to young women: -90% of women have undergone rapid POLITICAL RADICALIZATION, a wholesale shift that betrays a “‘maddening of crowds” psychosis -60% of women under 30 are OVERWEIGHT. The majority of young women have made themselves physically repulsive. -50% of women under 30 have been either professionally- or self-diagnosed with a mental illness. That means, if you’re a young dude looking to meet a young women, there’s a 25% chance that ANY GIRL you meet at random will be a A FAT, MENTALLY ILL POLITICAL RADICAL. Not just one of those things! All three at the same time! WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT THIS AS AN ISSUE WITH HOW WE CURRENTLY STRUCTURE OUR SOCIETY? Why is the conversation about societal danger only fixated on a small percent of primarily brown teen boys nodding along to Andrew Tate edits? This does not come from a place of hatred and bigotry!!! I really want to help our young women out, theyve been led astray somewhere along the line!

A chick took off her bra in front of me before we were about to have sex and the only thing I could say was “Wowzers…”

“You mess with the bull, you get the horns!” 😖😖😖

This young man is once again on the right track. This is why, personally, I’ve never ever supplemented creatine, in spite of all the testimonials and studies done about it and how it turbocharged your gains. The tail risk, however slight, of the potential hair loss has turned me off COMPLETELY, once again: I know that it’s very low likelihood. But, as I see it, your chances of getting positive attention are higher when you have a, say, 7.5/10 physique and a 10/10 hairline, rather than a 10/10 physique and 7.5/10 hairline. I make this claim with 99% CONFIDENCE.

There are alien disclosures going on daily, rumors of an impending Zero Day cyberattack, theories about the God Machine at the end of time interfering in our reality to hasten its arrival and I’M AT WORK DOING HR TRAININGS!?

Hey boss, just a heads up I’m gonna be a little bit longer on my lunch today… I just need to see if I can be put in touch with President Trump ASAP… It’s regarding the sake of our material reality… Yes, impending collapse… At any moment, yes.

Oooooh look at me, time to go waste an hour and half of my precious time after work voluntarily putting myself through pain at the gym, all so that I can “look good for the opposite sex” (I hate women) and “be healthy” (abstract concept that no one can agree on). It’s all bullshit #RoadTo250lbs

This has to be the last desk job I have, my first and last stint in 9-5 employment. As for what’s next, I see only the below outcomes as a realistic future: 1. Off the grid van life, “just go with the flow, man”, give up all pretenses towards establishing bourgeoise respectability 2. One of my harebrained schemes at outsize profits actually hits, odds are pretty much akin to hitting the lottery, but id be relaxing and chilling in payoff space 3. Take leave of this earth 4. Most mundane (therefore most likely) where I just accept the sticks I drew and shut up, hold on at my company as a Lifer, maybe do an internal move but nothing drastic, unhappily continue on 4HLing until I get fat as shit and die without feeling any amount bliss or despair But as for “my career”, going on LinkedIn, updating my resume, monkey dancing for HR broads…. No, never again will I do that. We shall see just what happens. But I’m not holding my breath waiting for anything exceptional.

I’ve tried everything. I’ve failed at everything. The only honorable thing for me to do now is to get fat as shit.

Feeling inferior to women because I’m forced to sit through one of their Playtime Presentations at j*w daycare … also, that tactic 100% works btw, woke more correct.

I will singlehandedly be responsible for establishing Chattanooga, TN as a cultural and economic powerhouse in this country

I endured psychosexual humiliation for 40 years in the 4HL and all I got was this lousy 401k!

“…back and forth thrusting motion until white ejaculate begins its expulsion from your sexual glands. It’s okay to cry afterwards.”

I come from a part of the country where ‘Mischief Night’ was a real thing, a real recognized civic holiday, observed by all unruly teens. One night, no rules. Go teepee that random house, smash those pumpkins on that front porch, knock over that trash can, act a little extra fruity around your friends…. After all, when you wake up in the morning, it’s back to tightwad polite society, so you best take advantage of it.