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the rest is still unwritten you dumb bitch
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Simply let them play in the hurricane, which is still not as bad as the meteor we’ve prayed for historically.
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Put my heated mattress pad back on the bed and this is the happiest I’ve been in as long as I can remember
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My toxic trait is I’ll take every medicine I can find when I’m sick to try and feel better. Multiple decongestants, multiple antihistamines, antibiotics I was prescribed in 2022, steroids I bought in Mexico. All of it at the same time.
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Beatrix “little potato” Bourbon retweeted
Glen Elarbee and Joey Halzle have information on the illegal activities of the Clinton Foundation and the Clinton family.
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This transition from summer to fall is ruining my life. Between the migraines and the sinus issues Mother Nature is straight up trying to kill me
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Beatrix “little potato” Bourbon retweeted
Michigan fans trying to explain why they were irrelevant for two decades, suddenly became elite the exact same year the sign-stealing operation started, and then immediately fell off again:
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Beatrix “little potato” Bourbon retweeted
Finally some execution in the State of Tennessee
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Never offered an NIL deal to an umpire before but we might have to talk to this guy…
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Would have preferred that not happen in their red zone, but THRILLED the interception is out of the way.
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