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My visit to Auschwitz the week before the third anniversary of October 7 was entirely coincidental, but as some friends of mine like to say, coincidence is God’s way of maintaining his anonymity. From this week’s @terrytedpodcast.
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Too many squandered power play opportunities, and not Slafkovsky’s finest hour. That’s my expert hockey analysis. #GoHabsGo
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Zachary Bolduc is the greatest hockey player who ever lived. That’s my expert hockey analysis. #GoHabsGo
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Reminder.
The difference between Zionism and Islamism.
Zionism: One tiny piece of land should belong to the Jews and anyone else that’s okay with that is welcome
Islamism: EVERY land should belong to Muslims and if you’re not okay with that, you either convert or die
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When the going gets tough, the Jews get funny. The 3 belly laugh guarantee from our latest episode with @talkradiotommy.
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Another reminder that the delineation between the good guys and the bad guys has never been more clear. These are not the good guys.
Palestinism is such a depraved ideology that you can parade dead Jewish teens in the back of a pickup truck in broad daylight and have men and women, young and old, run after it in ecstasy.
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Fitness and marriage advice from homely cat ladies and fat lesbians at the @guardian. These people are truly deranged.
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Dude imagine living at a time where a Muslim pilot stabs his copilot and tries to take down an entire commercial plane but a group of Israeli civilians stops him and saves everyone
Imagine witnessing that and hating Jews
Peak loser mentality
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One more picture from Auschwitz. This is my tour guide, Eva. She had a voice like Bea Arthur after a carton of Du Mauriers and a litre of homemade potato vodka. She does multiple tours every day but made ours sound like her first one. A real pro. Dziękuję, Eva.
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Not gonna lie - after Wednesday’s FlyDubai incident, I felt a sense of relief yesterday that the names of the pilots on my flight from Paris to Montreal were Le Big and Ti-Gus.
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Damn. Way too young. RIP 😔.
Sad news: Former Penguins defenseman Lyle Odelein died at age 58.
Odelein settled in Pittsburgh after retirement. A 1993 Stanley Cup champion with the Canadiens, Odelein endured major health struggles after he was pricked by a cactus while golfing in 2018.post-gazette.com/sports/peng…
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Made it to one of Hemingway’s old haunts in Paris today and sat under his picture. An inspirational moment on the path to becoming an alcoholic womanizer bullfighting bastard.
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Retirement seems to be agreeing with longtime Montreal columnist and talk radio host @talkradiotommy - our guest this week on the @terrytedpodcast.
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