Normalize adding salt to bathing water… one day you’ll understand why.

i should've locked in when i was thirteen

They had us in the first half, not gonna lie

Retweet until it reaches Nat Geo🙏🏾

Choma yiote!

Two years later, it has come to pass.

A good time to Repost this!

I understand this 100% and it kinda scares me that I am weird 💀

Nairobi is slowly morphing into Kampala.

I hate chillin with people of lower meme literacy,unainga kwa nyumba unauliza mzazi,"mama leo unapika mboga kani?" ati sipiki leo mmalize ile githeri ya lunch,unaskia kutokwa na wazimu.

Yup

If former deputy President Rigathi Gachagua had listened to Uhuru Kenyatta he would be safe with no chest pains. He however chose President William Ruto the liar over his brother. Sad!

“Procurement of stones for scaring away locusts” 😭😭😭😭

After impeachment, fungua podcast yako fully dedicated to exposing all the government secrets you've come across. Call it, "Riga-Tea."😂😂

Mutuse will not recover from this tackle by Elisha Ongoya. The truth always comes out in daylight.

It is the same Elisha Ongoya who destroyed the BBI brought to Kenyans by the Handshake brothers!

Adv Elisha Ongoya: It may be getting hotter but look at the document, compose yourself and read. What is the total number of shares in Vipingo beach company? Mwengi Mutuse: 10,000 Adv Elisha Ongoya: Who is indicated as owning all those 10,000 shares? Mwengi Mutuse: The late James Nderitu Gachagua Adv Elisha Ongoya: When the DP therefore says, this company is wholly owned by his late brother, is he speaking the truth or not? Mwengi Mutuse: Yes #GachaguaImpeachment

Elisha Ongoya to Mwengi Mutuse: Let me take you to Vipingo Beach Resort, it seems you are excited about it. Tackle after tackle 😂😂😂