beer before candy, you’re in the clear. beer before candy, hurricane sandy

I’ve decided to win the lottery
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i wonder how many times i've died on fuck marry kill
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and in that moment…I swear we were infinite
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October opening up with a 50 degree morning
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waking up knowing Belly and Jeremiah broke up
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big naturals but i’m talking about my calf muscles
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Happy birthday to everyone for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore
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thinking about this
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Chuck bass after opening a speakeasy before algebra class
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My girlfriend has split the O
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calling out sick from work tomorrow with a burnt tongue
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kids, i don’t need to get high. i’m high on my inner demons
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i might be physically here, but my mind is on thumb wrestling
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my skins been really clear bc i’ve been ripping crystal light
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aura farming in front of the Palisades wildfires is crazy work
This make up wearing mofo used clothes pins to pull in the fire jacket he’s wearing as a prop, so he would look snacky for TV.
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having to lecture my dad about not adding facebook ball-and-chain-wife memes to the new Aura Frame we got them
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