c ✨@marxiners

she/her. some guys bi wife. weird combo of baseball memes and leftist takes. deeply unserious and fully committed to the bit. opinions aren’t my own #tridentsup

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c ✨@marxiners
Mar 8
how it feels watching eugenio suárez hit a home run against israel in the wbc
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okay who is cutting onions
Just Baseball
@JustBB_Media
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Justin Verlander's daughter has come out to get her dad from his final MLB game. It doesn't get any more special than this 🥹
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maybe it’s cope but at least we don’t have to go down as the worst team to ever win a division
Talkin' Baseball
@TalkinBaseball_
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Astros and Rangers are both 79-81, meaning the team that wins the division will become the first .500 or worse team in MLB history to make the postseason (excl. shortened seasons)
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granted it means we were worse than the worst team to ever win a division but at least it’s not us in the history books
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DOM BOMB BABY
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randy arozarena i can’t wait for you to sign a 2 billion dollar contract
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do you know how bad it sucks to get cooked by reid detmers in the game you’re watching and in fantasy baseball
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(cc @SeattlePisan )
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hit by pitch rbi and hustle single rbi …. i will take it at this point
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The Padres new owners were celebrating in the clubhouse
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typically when someone says they are hate watching a game they don’t mean their own team but i think i am entering that territory
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Francys Romero
@FrancysRomero
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Lázaro Montes and Yordan Álvarez recently crossed paths when the Mariners and Astros faced off in Seattle. Scouts have compared Montes to Yordan for years because of their remarkably similar physical profiles, left-handed power and potential as impact corner outfielders. Both Cuban-born sluggers came through the same academy in Cuba, signed for similar bonuses, and have carried a reputation for elite power since signing. Now, they met on a Major League field for the first time.
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every game this mariners team looks like it’s their first time ever playing defense
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tara suter@taysute17
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THEY PUT TUCKER IN A “HOLY SMOKES” T-SHIRT NOBODY BOTHER ME FOR THREE BUSINESS DAYS.
Seattle Mariners
@Mariners
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A welcome worthy of a legend. #FarewellRick
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dom canzone i love you dearly
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generally speaking, my plans for the night are mostly just laying on the couch, watching the mariners, and trying not to cry anymore about rick rizzs (i will)
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what one day no playoff contention does to a mf
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Pope Leo on if he had anything to do with the White Sox making the postseason
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i feel like i’m losing my mind. it’s because showing up with wet hair and pimple patches show a complete lack of effort towards grooming which you should have handled at home prior to the interview. brings concerns of inability to time manage and lack of ability to prepare.
evil and intimidating fish@whataboutnascar
Sep 22
I understand the wet hair/coffee takes but can someone articulate whats wrong with having pimple patches to cover up pimples. Why is that unprofessional
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showing up with a rolled out of bed, arts and crafts stickers on the face type of look isn’t giving respect of others, the situation or, frankly, yourself.
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why does this need to be explained to anyone? and obviously the clear pimple patches are not the issue here.
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