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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
confidence and arrogance are often confused but everyone knows what an asshole looks like! 😐😐😐
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Apr 5
Sit on your non dominant hand until it falls asleep then paint your finger nails… I call it “the stranger”
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This is the best video I’ve ever seen. Way to go
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Goddamnit community notes let me live my life
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Sourdeath Sam
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"Fart's secret weapon: wet shit"
POLITICO
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Oct 6
Ken Paxton’s secret weapon: Ted Cruz
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Annie Agar
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Oct 6
NFL week 4 meeting
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Oct 6
If I spent one more dollar in fab on Emmanuel Wilson, I would have won my week…
#badbeat
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 5
Cincinnati sports fans. what’s more likely?
#Reds
#Bengals
60%
Bob sells the team
40%
Zak gives up play calling
5 votes • 20 hours
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 5
I am my avatar after four weeks of fantasy football
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 5
Non dominant hand is always pruned for no reason.
Seductive Theory
@SeductiveTheory
Oct 4
Masturbation addict can't hide their characteristics The first sign is:
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 4
You know what
#Bengals
…? Never mind. It doesn’t matter anyway. 2-2 wahoo
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 4
After 3 points at the half it sounds like Zak should’ve gotten the motivational speech…
#Bengals
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 4
Mrs Taylor reading a lot of husband hate tonight.
#Bengals
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Meidas_Charise Lee
@charise_lee
Oct 3
THIS IS CRAZY
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Oct 3
600 Followers?!?!?!? I want to thank the Academy and my agent for…
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@mattzthatsme
Oct 3
Dude. I know a guy but it’s a 13 day hike that might kill us…
Carlos Carlitos
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Oct 2
Se imaginan la traba tan putamente prehistórica
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mattzthatsme
@mattzthatsme
Oct 2
Any other former cigarette smokers out there dream about them?
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@mattzthatsme
Oct 1
Someone drove through a boost mobile!
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@mattzthatsme
Oct 1
Dear Community Notes, I know everything I like is BS. Cool? Thanks. Sincerely, Let me live my life
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Jo
@JoJoFromJerz
Sep 30
Melania Trump tried to bully me into silence because she didn’t like what I had to say about her. Shouldn’t our First Lady have more important things to worry about?
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NFL week 3 meeting
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